Don't Bite Beyoncé

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Folk Uke

Folk Uke is a musical duo consisting of Amy Nelson and Cathy Guthrie. They are known for their unique blend of folk and country music, with witty and sometimes controversial lyrics. The duo gained popularity for their humorous and often satirical songs, which often tackle social and political issues with a comedic twist. Overall, Folk Uke offers a refreshing and entertaining take on the folk music genre. more »

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I'm a hot blonde actress 
My agent starves me 
But I get to go to some prestigious parties, parties, parties

My fiancé knows Beyoncé 
But it doesn't phase me 
Cause I'm friends with Jay Z, Jay Z, Jay Z

We were dancing up in some mansion
And I saw the desert tray, and I went so cray cray
That I bit Beyoncé

She's so sweet...and low calorie

I bit Beyoncé and she was tasty
Then her bodyguards tried to waste me
But she stopped them. She said ""it's no problem"" if I were you 
I'd try to eat me too 

Cause I'm so sweet...and low calorie

Everyone who knows her
Had to sign a non-disclosure, closure, closure
I assured them that I don't have rabies
It's not like I'm out biting babies, babies, babies

Cause they're so sweet...and low calorie
 
But nobody bites the Queen B
Don't bite Beyoncé
Don't bite Beyoncé
Nobody bites Beyoncé

And gets away with it usually.

Don't bite Beyoncé

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