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Wheeler Walker Jr.

Benjamin Isaac Hoffman (born December 13, 1974) is an American comedian, actor, writer, and musician. Hoffman is well known by his country musician alter ego Wheeler Walker, Jr., as whom he has released four albums of country music. His first album as Wheeler Walker, Jr., Redneck Shit, debuted in 2016 at number nine on the Billboard Hot Country Albums chart and number one on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart, making it the first album in over a decade to debut in the top ten on both those charts simultaneously. Despite no FM radio play, Hoffman found success with streaming and social media. Reception to Hoffman's music has been mixed, largely due to the raunchiness of his lyrics and themes. Some have called the Wheeler Walker, Jr. character an "experiment… more »

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You've been striking out chugging out the pond
Now you're freaking out cuz they said last call
All the light weight girls are getting gone
But trust me son those ain't the ones you want 

Say goodbye to them little size 2's 
You need a girl that's bigger than you

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick 
Go get you one less round thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (woo, woo, woo woo)

Buddy it's time you face the facts
You're an out of shape middle age worthless sack
So who are you to say she ain't a 10
You're a 3 at best and it's 2 AM

If you want a girl to nibble on your meat
Go find a woman who knows how to eat

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one that's round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You're bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (woo, woo, woo woo)

What ya waiting on, go on and pick her up
Even if ya gotta use a pick up truck
That's a whole lot of woman you're taking home

Pound for pound it pretty much a threesome
Oh come on Chris we got a mathematician here 

Don't want a woman that looks like a stick
Go get you one that's round and thick
Big girls they need loving too
Last time I checked boy so do you
You're bout to wind up all alone
Go big or go home
Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo)
(woo, woo, woo,woo)
(woo, woo, woo, woo)
(woo, woo, woo, woo)

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