The Pentagon (feat. Randy Naruto)

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James Woodward

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The Pentagon is the leader of the misfits 
Heptagon, Hendecagon, Tridecagon 
These shapes are prime for embarrassment 
The Triangles, those bitches, make fun of these misfits all the time 
Triangles are odd too and terribly disproportionate 
They usually have a huge, pointy ass
Even the rare find of a Triangle with a nice rack so often ends up being a dick
The trouble is there are so many Triangles  
Skinny ones, fat ones, right ones, isosceles ones, equilateral ones, scalene ones
The other shapes simply accept Triangles as normal, but Triangles
Those sad excuses for stars, are not normal
And they should start treating pentagons and all of the other misfits as shapes 
And for your information Triangles, a Pentagon's angles are not all wrong
You necrophiliac's dumpster f*ckers 
You guys always assume a Pentagon is just a Square with a hump on its back 
Or a Hexagon with a chip on its shoulder 
Why doesn't any other shape believe the truth
That the Pentagon has spent hours upon hours in the gym getting those broad shoulders 
Is it the Octagon that spreads rumors 
An Octagon always stops at the gym but there is a shape that frankly needs to give up  
At some point in time, a shape has so many sides it might as well be a Circle 
Five sides is enough   
A little extra, but not too much to love, and points in all the obtuse places

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