A Song for Every Dickhead on Tindr (feat. Zena Mohamad)

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Here Be Monsters is the debut album by Ed Harcourt, released in 2001. It was nominated for the Mercury Music Prize in 2001. Tim Holmes, one-half of British dance music duo Death In Vegas, co-produced the album. The singles "Something in My Eye" and "Apple of My Eye" charted in the UK. The album reached 84 in the UK album chart. more »

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So, you say you're a nice guy but you don't seem all that nice 
When you go around manipulating women just because you think it's fun
I hope you realize at some point in your neckbeard life that 
If you think friendship is second prize you don't deserve to place at all
Yeah, the statue of Liberty is a woman 
(Yeah, a symbol of freedom) Cause historically men have felt a God-given right to both

So rule #1 - F*ck you. And rule #2 - F*ck you, too
And rule #3, this one's plain as can be - no one owes you love for existing

If you complain about the friendzone, then you don't deserve friends to call your own
If you do nice things for gain, then they're not nice things at all
And you've formed into a pack of spoiled fucking brats 
That attack anything that you cannot control
And the statue of freedom is a women 
(Yeah, a symbol of freedom) Cause historically men have felt a God-given right to both

Yeah, I'm sick of being talked down to by guys who think their presence is a blessing on everyone
Go get fucked - sincerely, every woman on the earth
So sick of people just assuming I dress myself up just to please you
I don't wake up in the morning just to impress your greasy ass
I wear heels bigger than your dick so don't you dare tell me how to dress

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