Return of the Mayo Man (Holy Waterz Pt II)

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Able minded transportation makes a country free
A vagrant at heart, nomadic is how some say I be
Obnoxious is another one of those things 
But I'm just feisty, I don't mean to be annoying 
Cause when a cat's got your tongue, I'll say my piece 
I won't wait for the silence to clear to verbalise 
And that don't make me a drunk if I wanna speak up 
I just refuse to never take hold, and try to shake up 
Our propped up theatrics played out by neurotics 
Waves of blame reflecting pill popping hypocrites 
F*ck it's why I drink my water in the first place 
So don't tell me you wanna take a sniff or a taste 
Cause I can tell you right now this fire ain't for you 
You'd go belly up if you even basked in the aroma of my brew 
The shit I drink is more psychedelic than ayahuasca 
After a sip and a blink I'm almost straight in a coma 

You know what I say, or maybe you don't 
I'll inform you, "this fucking holy waters is dope" 
So I take my last sip, and drive my car, right into this ditch 
I'm ready to leave this tale in a tight pinch 

Ego so high you'd need an space elevator to reach it 
Don't you know I use mayo as lubricant 
Up in orbit, living high got no regrets 
If you can catch me baby, I'll certainly make you wet 
Grin beaming wide, some think I'm ingenuine 
But I can tell you now friend, my eagerness I depend on 
Ain't no emoji, just got a lot going tumbling in my mind, and 
My blended up emotions, they just keep on twisting and combinin' 
So I just take things day by day, each moment stride by stride 
Unwilling or probably just incapable of trying to hide 
Gotta put the game face man, yeah or else I'll just cry 
Not going out without a fight man, that will not be how I die 
Taller than a sasquatch and hairier on my crotch 
I'll crotchet my pubes into a quilt, just watch 
Pesticide resistant naturally by design 
I could inject glyphosate straight to the veins

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