Panama City Beach
Mark Bingham
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What does that tell you when your mother names you Bepa What does that tell you when when you shop at piggly wiggly What does that tell you when you're mistaken for Ivanka What does that tell you when you change your name to Vera What does that tell you when your halter top falls off What does that tell you when life's a walking shadow What does that tell you when you miss Vladivostok Spit the cole slaw spit the cole slaw Panama City was a paradise to Vera The Vera ingenuity the Vera brainpower Walking on the front beach sucking on her thumb What does that tell you when you pretend to be a Christian What does that tell you when you pretend to be chaste Spit the coleslaw spit the cole slaw Vera bought a new Schwinn rode on the front beach Vera blew kisses at the boys and the soldiers What does that tell you when you work at Alvin's Island The t shirts the towels sun dresses sun glasses Shot glasses, shells, sun screen, beach toys Stan the manager had years at Alvin's Island Vera called him Crackerstan she thought she was funny She took him in the dressing room and showed him her bikini Crackerstan thought his foolish heart would explode Spit the cole slaw, spit the cole slaw What does that tell you when she started to be late What does that tell you when she came to work loaded What does that tell you when Crackerstan had enough He had enough he had enough he had enough uff uff Her attitude required a major adjustment What does that tell you when Vera found a boyfriend What does that tell you that Cletus was his name What does that tell you that he dropped her at the movies What does that tell you that she slept through wonder woman Vera walked the front beach sucking on her thumb She found her way to Mike's for Apalachicola oysters Cletus drove up in her van with baggies of Dilaudid Some rifles and some hand grenades talking to a policeman What does that tell you about his immigration problems What does that tell you about the lack of decent Russian food What does that tell you that Cleetus took Vera To meet a modern major general in the Bid- A- Wee hood Vera rode her Schwinn past the blazing stars Rainlillies, crepe myrtle, azalea and milkweed What does that tell you about her gardening skills What does that tell you that she lived a charmed life Cleetus made deliveries and waited in the van Vera returned with cash and cuts on her hands But Cleetus didnt notice he took the cash and pocketed All but three 20s which irritated Vera And caused her to gouge his eyes with her thumbs She shoved him out of the van and drove away Leaving Cleetus with a short walk back to front beach What does that tell you that she parked her van at a 7/11 What does that tell you that she was crying in the bathroom Applying band aids on her long sticky fingers What does that tell you that Cletus tried to jack her What does that tell you that Vera wasnt buying He grabbed round the shoulders - pulled her by her hair She kicked him in the groin, cut his face with her nails What does that tell you that back to Crackerstan Back to Alvin's island where Crackerstan toiled He toiled - Crackerstan toiled Vera asked for help and Crackerstan obliged He produced a shiny Ruger automatic What does that tell you that he waved the gun What does that tell you that he started quoting Scarface What does that tell you that Cleetus came to the door Crackerstan dialed 911 and played with his little friend Cleetus made small talk about Richard Spencer The beach police drove up, Cleetus hit the back door What does that tell you that Vera hugged the cops What does that tell you that they each got boners What does that tell you that Vera had the Cleetus stash What does that tell you that she split it with the cops What does that tell you that the cops found Cleetus Walking on front beach whistling at bikinis That didnt whistle back Walking on front beach whistling at bikinis That didnt whistle back Cletus explained, "Too hot the eye of heaven shines Lest the wise world should look into your moan And mock you with me after I am gone" His attitude required a major adjustment Oh Vera the hurricane is coming Oh Vera spring break is going wild Oh Vera there was war in Vietnam Oh Vera see this picture of my mom What does that tell you when your mother names you Bepa What does that tell you when when you shop at piggly wiggly What does that tell you when you're mistaken for Ivanka What does that tell you when you change your name to Vera What does that tell you when your halter top falls off What does that tell you when life's a walking shadow What does that tell you when you miss Vladivostok Spit the cole slaw spit the cole slaw
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