Panama City Beach

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Mark Bingham

Mark Kendall Bingham (May 22, 1970 – September 11, 2001) was an American public relations executive who founded his own company, the Bingham Group. During the September 11 attacks in 2001, he was a passenger on board United Airlines Flight 93. Bingham was among the passengers who, along with Todd Beamer, Tom Burnett and Jeremy Glick, formed the plan to retake the plane from the hijackers, and led the effort that resulted in the crash of the plane into a field near Shanksville, Pennsylvania, thwarting the hijackers' plan to crash the plane into a building in Washington, D.C., most likely either the U.S. Capitol Building or the White House.His heroic efforts on United Flight 93, as well as his athletic physique, were noted for having prompted a reassessment of … more »


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What does that tell you when your mother names you Bepa 
What does that tell you when when you shop at piggly wiggly
What does that tell you when you're mistaken for Ivanka
What does that tell you when you change your name to Vera
What does that tell you when your halter top falls off
What does that tell you when life's a walking shadow
What does that tell you when you miss Vladivostok
Spit the cole slaw spit the cole slaw

Panama City was a paradise to Vera
The Vera ingenuity the Vera brainpower
Walking on the front beach sucking on her thumb 
What does that tell you when you  pretend to be a Christian
What does that tell you when you pretend to be chaste
Spit the coleslaw spit the cole slaw

Vera bought a new Schwinn rode on the front beach
Vera blew kisses at the boys and the soldiers 

What does that tell you when you work at Alvin's Island
The t shirts the towels sun dresses sun glasses
Shot glasses, shells, sun screen, beach toys

Stan the manager had years at Alvin's Island
Vera called him Crackerstan she thought she was funny 
She took him in the dressing room and showed him her bikini
Crackerstan thought his foolish heart would explode
Spit the cole slaw, spit the cole slaw
 
What does that tell you when she started to be late
What does that tell you when she came to work loaded
What does that tell you when Crackerstan had enough 
He had enough he had enough he had enough uff uff

Her attitude required a major adjustment

What does that tell you when Vera found a boyfriend
What does that tell you that Cletus was his name 
What does that tell you that he dropped her at the movies
What does that tell you that she slept through wonder woman 
Vera walked the front beach sucking on her thumb
She found her way to Mike's for Apalachicola oysters

Cletus drove up in her van with baggies of Dilaudid
Some rifles and some hand grenades talking to a policeman 
What does that tell you about his immigration problems 
What does that tell you about the lack of decent Russian food

What does that tell you that Cleetus took Vera
To meet a modern major general in the Bid- A- Wee hood
Vera rode her Schwinn past the blazing stars 
Rainlillies, crepe myrtle, azalea and milkweed

What does that tell you about her gardening skills
What does that tell you that she lived a charmed life
Cleetus made deliveries and waited in the van 
Vera returned with cash and cuts on her hands
But Cleetus didnt notice he took the cash and pocketed
All but three 20s which irritated Vera
And caused her to gouge his eyes with her thumbs
She shoved him out of the van and drove away

Leaving Cleetus with a short walk back to front beach
What does that tell you that she parked her van at a 7/11
What does that tell you that she was crying in the bathroom
Applying band aids on her long  sticky fingers
What does that tell you that Cletus tried to jack her
What does that tell you that Vera wasnt buying 
He grabbed round the shoulders - pulled her by her hair
She kicked him in the groin, cut his face with her nails 
What does that tell you that back to Crackerstan 
Back to Alvin's island where Crackerstan toiled
He toiled - Crackerstan toiled

Vera asked for help and Crackerstan obliged
He produced a shiny Ruger automatic
What does that tell you that he waved the gun
What does that tell you that he started quoting Scarface
What does that tell you that Cleetus came to the door 
Crackerstan dialed 911 and played with his little friend
Cleetus made small talk about Richard Spencer
The beach police drove up, Cleetus hit the back door 

What does that tell you that Vera hugged the cops
What does that tell you that they each got boners
What does that tell you that Vera had the Cleetus stash
What does that tell you that she split it with the cops
What does that tell you that the cops found Cleetus 
Walking on front beach whistling at bikinis 
That didnt whistle back 
Walking on front beach whistling at bikinis 
That didnt whistle back 
Cletus explained, "Too hot the eye of heaven shines
Lest the wise world should look into your moan
And mock you with me after I am gone"

His attitude required a major adjustment  

Oh Vera the hurricane is coming
Oh Vera spring break is going wild
Oh Vera there was war in Vietnam
Oh Vera see this picture of my mom 

What does that tell you when your mother names you Bepa 
What does that tell you when when you shop at piggly wiggly
What does that tell you when you're mistaken for Ivanka
What does that tell you when you change your name to Vera
What does that tell you when your halter top falls off
What does that tell you when life's a walking shadow
What does that tell you when you miss Vladivostok
Spit the cole slaw spit the cole slaw

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