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It's hard to motivate yourself to exercise
I can feel my muscle mass depleting
Can't say I lost a six pack
Can say my wallet is receding

It's bleeding pictures of shitty old white dudes
Thankfully, they bought me some tampons
I got a few if you need some

Don't think we needed chipotle three times this week
It's alright I'll burn it off in my sleep
Can I cash osmosis in for the gym
Cause these stress dreams got me sweating
Chased by my unresolved problems

I know we all got some
But don't expect me to say them

Can't pay my bills on time
My dentist thinks I am dead
My house is dirty
I play Skyrim instead
I call my mom everyday
She takes care of me
Hey look I tried-where's my participation trophy?

Can't pay my bills on time
My dentist thinks I am dead
My house is dirty
I play Skyrim instead
I call my mom everyday
She takes care of me
Hey look I tried-where's my participation trophy?

They turned my power off
And I never called my mom back
Sorry mom, I couldn't even if I wanted to
I drank my last lukewarm Natty Boh
I think Connor might be pregnant, oh no
Sorry babe, you couldn't have one anyway
I just wanna provide for my cats

Can't pay my bills on time
My dentist thinks I am dead
My house is dirty
I play Skyrim instead
I call my mom everyday
She takes care of me
Hey look I tried-where's my participation trophy?

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