Dr Inchovv

Johnathan Boggarty and the Yoghurt Man


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You alright mate? I'll just have the inch off please

Cheeky Breiky
Dr Inchovv
Here to do the cutting of the hair 
Get your hair ready, folks

No mister, no Mrs
No Miss, no mistress
No actor, no actress
No dentist, no dentress
No actor, no actress
I already said no actress
I am not a doctor
Wait, forget i said no doctor

Grew up in an island in inchovskia
Spent my time fighting with bears, hairy bears
Of course I am not rhyming all of this
I took a PHD in barbering, no rhyming

No rhyming, rhyming, rhyming 
If you move I put you in a coma
Take your hair on flight to Oklahoma 
Spin you round and round like roller coaster
Take your split ends, put them in a toaster

I think you mean hair dryer
Yeah mate, I think you took a bit too much off there, any chance you could put a bit back on?
Well, nurse short back and sides, hand me the Panini machini  
Do you mean the hair crimper? 
Yes
Here you go
Panini machini

Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
If you move I put you in a coma
Take your hair on flight to Oklahoma 
Spin you round and round like roller coaster
Take your split ends, put them in a toaster

Yeah, thanks, how much is that?
That'll be two rubles please
I've got two Aussie dollars, is that okay?
Okay
Alright, cheers, have a good day I guess 
Cheeky Breiky, see you soon

What a nutter

What're you doing in my car?
Yes, you left your hair

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