(We Are The) Donut Slayers
Sam Mulligan
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Traveling the lands far and wide The arctic North The hot hot South In search of circular pastries To murder with my mouth Oh yes I've taken lives Armed with naught but teeth and hands When donuts see me coming They pee their donut pants We are the donut slayers Venture into our lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes We are the donut slayers We catch the scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind Boston cream, lemon-filled, honey-dipped glaze No donut is safe from my murderous gaze The ones I see are all for me And they'll have surely seen better days Straight into my gaping maw Never to be seen again By way of monstrous jaws All shall meet a violent end We are the donut slayers Venture into our lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes We are the donut slayers We catch the scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind I don't care if it's raised or cake I'll skip it's funeral and forget the wake Honor thy life Cherish thy death Make haste Lay waste to Dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens Eviscerating Masticating Time is wasting No time for tasting I take a dozen and I cram them down my gullet 'Cause you know I'm all business like the front of a mullet Jelly stains are all that remains Jelly stains are all that remains We are the donut slayers Venture into our lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes We are the donut slayers We catch the scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind
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