Chick Flick

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Damn Travesty

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I'm going worldwide to f*ck your bitch 
She's comin' on by to watch Lilo and Stitch 
So at first chance, take off your pants 
I got sweats for you, they're comfier 
Just don't go playin that Mumford and Sons 
So let's get down to business 
To defeat the huns 
I'm talkin' Mulan shit man 
Is she a Disney princess 
Or some some fuckin' Asian hitman 
I don't know 
I don't think I ever even saw it, though 
But I did see the toy story trilogy 
And that shit's even more trill than me 
I don't have anything else left to write 
But that's alright 
Because this new groove is tight 

(Tighter than Dae-Su Oh slurping up Squid!) 

Yo f*ck In-n-out shakes 
Cause they're too thick 
Gun for me 
Better name the date 
Cause I'm too rich 
With cholesterol enough to make a vitamin sick 
Feeling diabetic 
But my ego's fantastic 
Cause I dropped acid every day of the week 
Quick fix 
Hate automatic guns but I wanna be John Wick 
Lola Bunny nibble on my carrot tip 
Said I'm smokin' it, slangin' it 
Still broke and crippled 
Banksy my degree so its value will be tripled 
Never bend the knee to a man that's bred to swindle 
Sick of vulgar ads 
So I'm watching porno on my kindle 
F*ck Oceans 8 
No Damon, No Clooney 
But five sevens, two ones, and a motherfuckin' 3 
Don't @ me 
No wait please do 
I need another follower to make it past 2 
Bitch 

NPH pick a date, I'll make you straight 
Guy Fieri pick a date, I'll bake a cake 
Sorry Cosby, didn't mean to complicate 
But I think you diddled my Jello pop in '98 

So we'll set you straight 
Like a circus clown spinning a plate 
Or a conversion therapy inmate 
It's not a bad thing 
Not a backwards nemo 
It's the upswing 
Like that jackass Steve-o after rehab 
But before chemo 
So just sit on my facebook page 
Watch Ru Pauls drag race 
Nick Cage 
Isn't in that show 
But he's in a lot of movies 
Prolly eatin' sushi 
Off them Hollywood booties 
But I digress 
Come watch a chick flick 
Just don't wear that dress 
You got a body like a toothpick 
Now accept the absurdity 
When it comes to women 
I 
Respect And Protect Eternally

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