Where Will I Sleep Tonight?

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"File 13" is a euphemism for the trash can. The phrase is especially used in the U.S. military, and is less common outside of the United States. In the United Kingdom, for instance, the expression "round file" or "circular file" is more common (in reference to trash cans typically being round). Many Unix-like operating systems have a similar reference known as /dev/null. Expressions such as "I'll place that memo in file 13" are often heard in offices as a joking way of saying, "I'm going to throw away that memo." more »

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My dad won't let me wear Heelies to church
He thinks that they're too distracting
But I know he's just trying to kill my dating game
When the girls see me rolling right through that front door
They'll get in line just to ask me
"I love your shoes, will you be my man?"
Then my dad discovered my plot
He said, "No Heelies allowed in the house of God!"
I just can't believe that
My dad won't let me eat waffles for lunch
He says that they lack in protein
But I checked online, Dad, they have like 2.5 grams
So I packed the waffles anyway
I put them in my lunchbox
And I ran outside in time to catch the bus
But my dad called my bluff
He said, "Son, have I not been clear enough?"
"You're grounded for the rest of your life!"
So what the freak, Dad?
I don't want this, I'll become a nomad
And move out of your house
You can't do this, I know my rights
The question is
Where will I sleep tonight?
Heelies aren't that dangerous
Pokemon are not demons
Waffles aren't that unhealthy
Video games will not rot my brain
This is my rage!
Hear my roar dad!
Echo through the mountaintops!
So what the freak, Dad?
I don't want this, I'll become a nomad
And move out of your house
You can't do this, I know my rights
The question is
Where will I sleep tonight?

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