Is This Thing Off?
Hunter Hart
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I don't want meaningless sex because it's nothing more than porn With the cameras off and the lights lowered, and I'm not scared of the dark But I'd rather be swimming with loan sharks I wanna be like john and yoko Spend a week in bed just to never see each other again That's not how it happened but you know what I mean Let's leave this place I can't stand the music it's too loud I say like too much But I really like your touch I'll keep rambling about things and such This is kind of all over the place but trust me it will make sense When I'm done talking I'm really drunk I had too much to drink I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with drunk By the end of this song I'll have a new liver You'll have a new lover I'll cry you a rivers cuomo But you would never really know now would you? Speak up! I can't hear what you're saying I can't read your lips right now And I can't read your mind But I think you're thinking about leaving me right about now Dig me a hole in my backyard and turn it into my personal graveyard Shred up all my credit cards and turn them into birthday cards Let's go back to your place and make fun of bards And all the things we thought were hard as kids I can't remember the last time I slept in someone's arms That weren't yours I'm not ready to leave them sorry I just wish you wouldn't make me leave them They don't make love like they used to It's not as good over the phone these days We don't make conversation like we used to It's not good face to face these days What would happen if we took two mirrors and set them up, mirror to mirror? They'd never stop self reflecting They'd create a paradox like a box inside of a box Inside of a box Inside of a box Inside of a box Inside of a box Inside of a stop Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop What would your parents say if they heard this? What would my parents say if they heard this? Stop changing the subject Keep your train of thought in tact just once I'm basically a train wreck Unless your hands are wrapped around my neck and you're telling me Let's just make margaritas in the bathroom Nobody can tell us what to do If they're listening to "In Bloom" Which isn't even A very good song By the way I just thought you should know that if you didn't already know that I think the only reason I haven't stopped singing is because you haven't told me to But this is a prerecorded message so you couldn't even do it if you wanted to But i've kept these feelings in for hours and i just need you to hear What i'm feeling because it isn't easy for me To tell you how i'm feeling I'm sorry for the time I told you I was a schizophrenic I'm not sure what was going through my head It's probably stupid even bringing it up You probably already forgot about it But I thought you should know that I'm sorry for it How long ago did I say we should go? It feels like it was days ago I swear I've seen the sun rise and set since then Maybe it was just the flowing of my ego But now all I hear are cups smashing And thoughts clashing And sentences racing to get out of my head first Let's renovate the abandoned funeral home so it has a bedroom A bathroom and somewhere we can talk about all the things we'd like to do together That we'll never do together I wish that we met later on When I figured myself out And wasn't so delusional And we could maybe make this work but no We're too far away from each other We never see each other But what's it to you? I haven't really given you any breathing room Or time to think about it But I also need time to breathe And room right now And I need to use the bathroom right about now Let's get in your car And listen to something with the volume all the way down To tune me out because silence probably sounds better than I do Right now I think i said everything i needed to say So let me go to the chorus now Wait no I thought of something else to say and if i don't say it now I'll probably forget it You probably caught me staring at you the other night I'm sorry i was just looking at your profile Profile as in, your account, but also as in the side of your face all night, alright? I don't know why I did it I really cannot describe it I could I just don't want to I had my eyes on your chest You were asking me "why are you turning red?" I didn't wanna say it but I don't wanna touch myself to the thought of your naked body I just want to touch your half naked body I just wanna touch myself to the thought of your half naked body Wait no i wanna touch your half naked body I don't wanna touch myself to the thought of your naked body I just want to touch your half naked body I just wanna touch myself to the thought of your half naked body Wait no i wanna touch your half naked body I don't wanna touch myself to the thought of your naked body I just want to touch your half naked body I just wanna touch myself to the thought of your half naked body Wait no i wanna touch your half naked body I don't wanna touch myself to the thought of your naked body I just want to touch your half naked body I just wanna touch myself to the thought of your half naked body Wait no i wanna touch your half naked body Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you It was pretty much the same as all the previous months Except that there was now nothing on the television anymore He put on a little light music instead
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