It Just Occurred to Me (Explosive Diarrhea)

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Out on the third date with a lady I really want 
We had Italian, we had Chinese, now we're at a Mexican restaurant 
She'd giving me eyes from across the table and her foot's in between my thighs 
Tonight I'm getting lucky but I'm feeling uncomfy with a stomach rumblin' surprise 

It just occurred to me 
This is my biggest fear 
Thought it was spiders or ghosts but no 
Turns out I had no idea 
Oh no, oh no, I'm gonna blow
Explosive diarrhea

Of course this is the night she's hot and heavy for me 
I'm a lot of things right now but not one of them is horny 
Back at her place I try to escape but she's not having it 
She's feeling me up and down in the kitchen, rubbing up against the cabinets 

Couldn't hold it any longer 
I spoke up when she moved her hands to my hips 
Started sputtering out a sentence 
Sounded more like I was guessing spots in Battleship 
Told her "I think I ate something bad, I feel seasick so before 
We do anything else lemme hit the head" 
Then I ran there and shut the bathroom door 

It just occurred to me 
This is my biggest fear 
Thought it was spiders or ghosts but no 
Turns out I had no idea 
It just occurred to me 
I probably won't see her 
Again after I pay her for plumbing repairs, it's clear 
Explosive, explosive diarrhea
Explosive diarrhea

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