Me and Bob T.
The Scrapes
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Well, if you take Hang-highway, drive to the north and follow it as far as it goes You'll arrive in a town, called Simshole City, capital of County Drum Drive by the church, take the road to your left and look for a fading sign Leave your car by the lake, walk an hour and a half on the path that leads to his shack Now, you know you're right if you hear a banjo picking away on a tune See, that's Bob T, dweller of this forest sitting on his run-down porch They say he's crazy - a village fool - an hermit forsaken by the world But he's a groovy fella, so treat him right and he might play you his favourite tune And it goes something like this I ain't never had sex, man Ain't seen no hairy fan I've never been in love and no-one has ever loved me Ain't got no friends, man Ain't got no future planned Just Barney, my fiddle and the forest and I Bob T "Fiddle, eh?" "Yup. Here, let me show you what i mean..." Well, Bob's been here for over twenty years keeping these woods alive With his only friends, a dog named Barney and his instruments, his musical companions Now, Bob to me (although a freak) is the greatest of all entertainers And I'll drive out here almost every week just to hear them fingers picking Now let's hear it again, Bob I ain't never had sex, man Ain't seen no hairy fan I've never been in love and no-one has ever loved me Ain't got no friends, man Ain't got no future planned Just Barney, my harmonica and the forest and I Bob T "Harmonica?" "Huh? Oh yeah, let me give you an example..." Well few years back when we had just met I was curious to ask him a question I said: "Old friend Bob T., ain't it lonely out here? And don't you ever think about pleasure?" He said: "Well, not really John, I'm doing fine with the music that I'm composing And I drink all day and I drink all night and for pleasure... I always have me Barney" Hrmf, right. Well, so he sang I ain't never had sex, man No normal sex, man I've never been in love and no-one has ever loved me Ain't got no friends, man Ain't got no future planned Just Barney, my bottle and the forest and I Bob T "Bottle, huh?" "Yup" "How are you going to play the solo on that one?" "I'm not!" "Just as well then. Just take the chorus again, will you" "Yup" I ain't never had sex, man Ain't seen no hairy fan I've never been in love and no-one has ever loved me Ain't got no friends, man Ain't got no future planned Just Barney, my banjo, my fiddle, my harmonica, my bottle and the forest and I Bob T
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