Chopped Liver
The Wild Boar
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Smooth like ice they call me Mr. Mummy Got it going nice I'm making lots of money But now your always gone I never get to call you honey And I know what you're playing, you think I'm a dummy Out all night you say you're with your friends Dodging all my questions constantly pretend Now you're feeling real sorry you want to make amends And the cycle continues, when will it end? A girl who was nice is one I'd prefer When I ask about your past you say it's all a blur You treated me as if I were just a chauffeur Now you'll never be the empress to this emperor A free man is what I will be When I'm not hearing all your lies constantly Eventually you'll try crawling back to me But can't you see this love just ain't free You make promises but you don't deliver You're always throwing me straight down the river Your cold shoulder makes me shiver What am I to you because I feel like chopped liver Where you end up I just don't care Too bad so sad life just ain't fair The times you said "I love you" were always rare So now I'm the one to give your heart a tear Ever since I met you, you treated me like a fool All I am to you is just another tool I feel like your the one that's making all the rules And now you're even more crazy than old Robert Ewell You better listen up to what I'm 'bout to sing Uncontrollable sadness is what it will bring If you were nice you could be the queen this king Now you'll never ever ever ever ever get a ring Now I'm taking this horse by the reins As our relationship goes up in flames At the same time it's going down the drain And yet... You're the one to blame You make promises but you don't deliver You're always throwing me straight down the river Your cold shoulder makes me shiver What am I to you because I feel like chopped liver In the beginning I was a fish caught on your hook But then I opened my eyes and took a look I saw what you were doing you're a good for nothing crook Now you'll never be the waitress to this fry cook Anytime we had a date you'd always show up late It ain't great when you calculate the rate of our fate I must emancipate myself from this tyranny of hate You think it's all a game of chess, well guess what? Checkmate! You make promises but you don't deliver You're always throwing me straight down the river Your cold shoulder makes me shiver What am I to you because I feel like chopped liver My love for you was like a waterfall of emotion All the water drained into the sea My love burned for you like it was a flower My heart yearned for you every sixty minutes Why'd you have to do me like that All the time that my heart was flattened But our love it is still true We can work this out just you and me Hey maniac, I'm back with an attack This relationship is what I'm about to hijack I'm here to crack your heart that's black as a smokestack 'Cause you liked me a lot more when I had a six pack Despite what you think I'm gonna be a star And I bet your bad attitude won't take you far I still spend all of my time at the bar But you can't be the Tsarina to this Tsar I'm turning a new leaf as I breathe a sign of relief I'm ending this beef with you the thief I know you're in disbelief but good grief You can't be the First Lady to this Commander in Chief I was stuck in this relationship as if it were glue Now you're on the train to doom. Choo Choo! We're through! I'm taking this over like a coup And now you're the one crying boo-hoo-hoo You make promises but you don't deliver You're always throwing me straight down the river Your cold shoulder makes me shiver What am I to you because I feel like chopped liver You make promises but you don't deliver You're always throwing me straight down the river Your cold shoulder makes me shiver WHAT AM I TO YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE CHOPPED LIVER!
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