Chair Audit

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Bounce. Motherfucker. Bounce
Bounce. Motherfucker. Bounce
Call out the maintenance man. For a large company. I maintain the facilities

Like the computers and the screens
That repair on the toilet cistern. Yeah, that was me

I don't really like my job. But, I'll never leave

Because one day in every year, there's a task I adore
Because one day in every year, I like my job more
Because one day in every year, makes it all worthwhile
One day in every year... I feel alive! 

It's a chair audit 
I audit chairs
It's a chair audit
So make me aware
It's a chair audit 
I'm seeing issues
It's a chair audit
You get it repaired
It's a chair audit 
I audit chairs
It's a chair audit 
It's good for you
It's a chair audit 
I care about your posture
It's a chair audit 
And your managers do
It's a chair audit 
I audit chairs
It's a chair audit 
I'll be as quick as I can
It's a chair audit 
Take a screen break
It's a chair audit 
Come back when I'm done
It's a chair audit 
I audit chairs
It's a chair audit 
Here's how it going to work
It's a chair audit 
I've got a clipboard
It's a chair audit 
With a list of tests
It's a chair audit 
When I perform them 
It's a chair audit 
I'm ticking them off
It's a chair audit
Here we go
It's a chair audit 
Number 1 
It's a chair audit 
Swivel function 
It's a chair audit 
Tick 
It's a chair audit 
It's spinning well
It's a chair audit 
Doesn't need any lubricant on it
It's a chair audit 
Lumbar support
It's a chair audit 
Comfy as hell
It's a chair audit 
Wheels are good
It's a chair audit (It's an audit of chairs) 
Armrests too
It's a chair audit 
Height adjustment lever
It's a chair audit 
The action is good
It's a chair audit 
Reclining function? 
It's a chair audit 
Oh dear, this is bad
It's a chair audit 
I've just had the lever
It's a chair audit 
Break off in my hand! 
It's a chair audit
I'm gonna have to take this one back into the shop

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