My First Pet
Mommy Pants
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When I was four I got a cat In a box for my birthday How cool is that I got to name him 'cause he was mine I picked Fiesta, so we had a good time He would scare me in the middle of the night Clawing on my wall when I had no sight Though he was the cutest fucking bitch But then one day we had a sitch Started sneezing way too much, it really sucked Went to the doctor and my life got fucked He said boy you're allergic to your cat I said that's gay, I'm not cool with that My mama gave the kitty to a family friend Though family, I never saw him again It's pr'stupid 'cause they put him outdoors Not long after he was hit by a car I still found out about it despite being four Sometime later when I was ten My parents introduced me to a cat again Turns out I had been healed Outgrew my allergies and could finally feel Little brother named it Jellybean, I was down for that It had nine babies after getting fat One year later my parents got a divorce I stayed with my dad 'cause he had the cats of course
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