Anchorman the Third: I Immediately Regret This Decision

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I wake up in the morning, sun beats down and the anarchy's calling
Wash my face and brush my teeth, the rituals of a societal leech
I head downstairs in my three-piece suit, see a man in the mirror
Who's that beaut?
Beat my wife because she burnt my toast
The glamorous morning of this TV host

Hello and welcome he says among the glitz and the glamour
There's been a tragedy he's still smiling
I need to tell you about oh thank God for you
A woman was out last night, she was beaten and raped
Then her attacker went mad, started shooting up the place

But it was her fault, she was dressed as a slut
Or she was covered up in some foreign religious garb
Oh just ban guns I hear the others cry
If I was there I would of shot her and then I would of shot the guy

He's damn right, this country is a mess,
If my grandparents saw it, it would cause them distress
We've lost our identity and our culture
To government conspiracy and the globalism vulture
Typical left, condescending bitch
Fucking cuck, snowflake wake up
He's starting hatred, time moves on, it's called evolution
I don't believe that you think that shit
The government ain't plotting, they barely care one bit

In our modern world, it always goes the same
Some are always outraged while others are game
I could say the most offensive word
Right or left, they say I must be heard

Dance monkeys dance

You know what we should do? what?
Collect a political head great idea
I've had enough of them so have we
Standing up to people f*ck them

Nothing's gonna change for us, they're keeping on the silencers
We're going to do some digging to reveal they were fibbing
Well they seem so squeaky clean, something they've said is obscene
What it's ten years ago? Ha! They won't care.
They won't stand in our way, those that do, will fall before us!

Now! We come to the last story of the night it's sure to shock and amuse,
Ten years ago this politician had some pretty "out there" views
We would like to remind our viewers an apology isn't enough
And no human develops and changes and learns from mistakes over time
It's time they were fired, they should retire!
It is a glorious day! 
Oh no I can't believe it, everything is now swamped in judgement
They're a person, they wanted to help us
A career destroyed by an old tasteless joke

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It's really sad, it'll make you cry, it'll make you afraid of being a live...

A group of idiots didn't get what they want
Thought killing and violence would shock us, to follow them
They were mistaken, two sides unite as one
Decapitate, shoot, blow us up, we'll come back twice as strong

Would have been fine if they were allowed guns!

Have some compassion, don't politicise
They were killed with knives, shooting leaves more bodies on the floor
You just enable, people are dying more and more
Stop the bad guy with a gun with a gun
That's the fucking rich they scavenge off tragedy
They come for me? I'll spit fire
Ain't no infidel, I'll kill the liar

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