From Venus to Mars

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Melted Moonbeams

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I just got a girl, and, holy f*ck, she's a robot 
She's got shiny red steel and neon eyes, it's kinda hot 
I don't know her name, I just flew down here from Venus 
But she's already kissed me and put her claw on my penis 
I brushed back her tinsel hair, she "booped" with affection 
I can tell by her inflection 
That she feels some connection 
I won't hesitate to mention that I feel that too 
So...aight, I guess she's mine 
On Venus, I'm bad with the ladies, but on Mars, I'm doing fine 
She took my hand and led me to her family barbeque 
All the guests were alien creatures and the hot dogs were blue 
My robot girl walked over to the middle of the yard 
Where a fish and a sloth were sharing a glass of lard 
My girl beeped again and their faces started beaming 
They said they were her parents and I thought I was dreaming 
But then I chucked and figured I have no reason to be screaming 
Fish-mama and her baby began to chit-chat 
I was face to face with her dad, I'm afraid of that 
With a burp and a smile, he asked me where I was from 
I stammered when I said Venus, I felt so dumb 
But then the green sloth-man, he widened his eyes 
He touched my face with his paw and shouted, "you tell no lies!" 
I realized he was quickly growing a second mouth 
So he could speak Morse Code, without any doubt 
So...aight, this is going swell 
On Venus, I'm bad at conversation, but on Mars, I'm doing well 
Green cooks with tiger heads flip squids at the grill 
They make magic ten-foot sandwiches, against the eater's will 
When I ask them what they secret is, they hand me the bill 
I said "you cats must be crazy. I'm only here for the thrill!" 
I'm still confused as robot-girl drags me away 
On Venus, I can infer, but on Mars, I'm in disarray 

From Venus to Mars, From Venus to Mars 
The cultural differences are bigger than those bars 
And more stunning than the stars between the two planets 
And I don't take that for granted 
You gotta see some different worlds before you understand it 
Cuz you cannot demand it to serve you the knowledge 
On a silver platter 
You gotta see some new faces and traverse different places 
For life to really matter 
From Venus to Mars, From Venus to Mars 
The journey will enlighten you if you don't let it frighten you 

Robot-girl dragged me miles away from the party 
I don't know what I did, so all I did was say sorry 
She stopped stomping and pushed her iron boot on my chest 
She furiously beeped, to me it was gibberish at best 
Her body fell apart; a bright purple fuse 
Tiny lightning bolts jolted down to her shoes 
I took all the cues to safely roll away 
While Robot-girl exploded, her metal parts in disarray 
"What a day it's been for you!" a growling voice said 
Behind me was an orange seahorse with a boulder-sized head 
Floating above the craters, he smiled down on me 
I cried, "who the hell are you, some evil entity?" 
It goes, "No, silly being, I'm a Goddess of the skies 
I'm Ameila Earhart in a government disguise 
Covering up their lies about fields of science." 
I'm captured by shock and struck by silence 
She committed social defiance by flying away 
I curled up in a ball and began to pray 
For all other beings who won't tread these special grounds 
Who won't meet the cool creatures and hear all the sounds 
I now surround myself in this red Mars-dust 
It feels like clouds and tastes like pizza crust 
This trip ain't such a bust, yeah my ship crashed down 
On Venus, I contain myself, but on Mars I get around 
Golden golf carts fly around the moon Deimos 
There's a huge vibrant sculpture in honor of John Stamos 
Made from blue worms, caught from underground 
To clearly demonstrate how they think his skin sounds 
And feels, no other beings gotta deal with this experiment 
Some would think it's good fun, but others, a detriment 
It's my sentiment that we need more oddities 
On Venus, there's no imagination, but on Mars, it's a policy 

From Venus to Mars, From Venus to Mars 
The cultural differences are bigger than those bars 
And more stunning than the stars between the two planets 
And I don't take that for granted 
You gotta see some different worlds before you understand it 
Cuz you cannot demand it to serve you the knowledge 
On a silver platter 
You gotta see some new faces and traverse different places 
For life to really matter 
From Venus to Mars, From Venus to Mars 
The journey will enlighten you if you don't let it frighten you 

Alien-Abe Lincoln lives in a giant bubble 
It floats in the stars, but now it speeds up, in trouble; 
A neon-black portal with teeth on it's edge 
Swirling around aliens and weirdos alleged 
We can stop this crime if we gather our minds 
Form an imagination-laser, make evil forces blind 
Activate the colors of your brain and fight 
If we're willing to not sleep all night

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