Cream Cheese Pimp
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Rimmed fanny pack, strapped across my back Bulging like my sack, with mayo' and ketchup packs Prepared to dash and dine at any situation I don't pack any change, just an array concession napkins McDonald's is the easiest prey of choice Sit in the side, leave my piss to be cleaned by Joyce As soon as they ask to pay, I look oblivious and say "Why I hope you folks have a mighty fine day" And then I walk out, pretend like they don't even notice What you gonna do with such confidence and focus To be a fool, asshat, complete disgrace Sometime's it's easier to put on a better face Then chase down the lunatic for some loose change Who knows what'll happen if you try to share the stage With the man who'll go up and piss on your carpet Then have the arrogance to go for another hit Combination speedball, alcohol, cocaine Bringing psychedelics right to my brain That makes me go insane, opt out of the game But it don't matter, I've always had a disdain I'm an ancient entity with ginormous capabilities Blatant and brilliant, I'm upfront constantly Dormant till I'm flippant, don't judge my abilities Until you come face to face with this brute's agility There's no placeholder for this breadwinner I'm a producer, provider, and complete devourer How do you think you're gonna stand on two feet When I'm the real fucking man I'm the cream cheese pimp, I'm gonna walk with a limp If I don't got my sweet creamy drink I sip A mixture of dairy, meat, and the finest lean Juiced up to maximize the living dream Slink and slurp my way to the advantage This old dog get's better with mileage I'm always ready to assemble a voyage Never will I be the one to discourage A culinary adventure of the finest decadent Sweet savory delights will be my entrapment Indiscriminate of sausage or porridge Mix and match all you gotta do is have courage Gonna pillage the fridge like a Christian village Like the vikings, decimate an ungodly percentage Savage and ravage I'm ready to do damage Ransacking the buffet to my ultimate advantage Behind me in line? You're getting shafted son No chances on the desert, the digestion has begun Acknowledge what you pretend to be capable But now watch a real man completely derail
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