Everybody Farts (Extended Version)
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Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts I’m farting in the morning time I’m farting when the night time comes I’m farting in the pouring rain And I’m farting in the sun Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts If you have a fart you can hold Hold on, hold on, hold on To let it go would be a sin Well, you could leave the room so fast So your friends won’t breathe it in Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts They say who smelt it dealt it Whoever did the rhyme did the crime But that’s not really true No it’s not, it’s not true at all Even without eating black beans Or meat or cheese or carbonated drinks They come out of me and you Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts Where do they come from these smells from behind From the air we swallow and the food that we eat When we eat food it is digested into our intestines It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life When this happens nitrogen Methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside They have to come out ‘cause they must be free, ya mon Your mommy farts Your daddy farts Your brother farts Your sister farts Even all the people on your streets make a fart Everybody needs to fart every single day If they do no farting there’s going to be some pain Dogs they fart Cats they fart Cows that eat the grass, they fart Zebras fart Camels fart As termites eat your house they fart Farting is so natural it’s as healthy as can be If you smell one stinking, don’t you look at me Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts
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