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Gavin Castleton

Gavin Castleton is a musician/songwriter/producer from Providence, Rhode Island. Originally known for his work with Gruvis Malt as keyboardist and singer, Castleton has released nine full-length albums and seven EPs as a solo artist. He has also released two full-length albums with action-adventure rock trio Ebu Gogo and two records with Orlando-based drum 'n bass hip-hop group One Drop. Castleton currently resides in Portland, Oregon. more »

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Ya’ll product meetings suck!
You hacks leave me baffled
So slack jawed I wanna smack ya’ll with a laptop!
I’m up on Tumblr while you corporate clowns bungle up priorities
Preach on market fit without authority
“Your spreadsheet is boring, B”
Keep that junior dev team quarantined!
Feed em sprint points rather than a proper raise
Kind of funny CS dummies go to code camp but can’t get Agile for the wage blaze
We can settle this like men in the ping pong den
Yeah, yeah “ping” for serve—we both know how it’s gonna end
Me: not a single sleeve rolled up... and you?
Disheveled, unkept, soaking through your Trunk Club
Go ahead and drop that topspin trash, B!
They call me “Backboard” because nothing gets passed me
Now hobble back to your ergonomic ivory tower and let me jump on
Slack to let the team know that you’re still wack, coward

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