Pee Time

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Ratgirl

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Pee pee poo poo, ha, I’m immature
That might be to my detriment I’m pretty sure
Just for a minute, I’ll stop being corny
Listen to my blunder and I’ll tell you a story
Okay, so things weren’t going great
I was talking to this girl and I gotta get this straight
I fucked things up, hard, like, I mean
Fucked things up like the Clintons fucked Epstein
My signature “pee pee, haha” jokes
Wouldn’t work this time, I probably would have choked
But let’s just say I accused her of something that was pretty fucked up
Okay, let’s not talk about it
I’m just saying things between us were weird
Yeah, I’m not playing, time to face my fears
Water everywhere, my bladder is weakened
When I gotta pee, all my mind is thinking is
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Yeah, I really need to go
Yeah, I really need to go
Picture this: Shedd Aquarium, Chicago
Cafeteria is expensive when I go
And I went there on a damn school trip
And, well, I gotta mention, she came with
Sat with my friend just eating some lunch
Saw her across the room and I guess I had a hunch
Hey, wouldn’t it suck if she sat at our table?
And she sat at our table. F*ck
We gotta get out of here
“We’re leaving at one”
I mean the cafeteria, didn’t say I’m done
“Let me get a drink”
No, don’t leave me here - oh god he left
This is my biggest fear
“Hey”
Hi
“I need to ask you something”
Yeah, what’s up?
“Why are you so weird around me?”
I don’t know what you’re talking about
“Why are you so weird around me?”
I’m not being weird, you’re being weird
Let me just put my phone in front of my tomato face
Let’s pick up the pace, shit
God, this moment can’t get any worse
I don’t have the words to get out of it
Oh, there he is, thank god, I’m not alone
I’m subconsciously giving her the finger
I’m still hiding behind my phone
“Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga”
(What? What the f*ck are you?)
No, not now for a non-conversation
She’s staring me down, giving me a sensation
This can’t get any worse, I hold back a frown
Then my other friend comes by and sits down
“Fortnite, gamers, Fortnite, gamers
Undertale, Undertale, Fortnite, gamers”
(What? No, come on. Why are you like this too? What the f*ck?)
“Fortnite, gamers, Fortnite, gamers
Undertale, Undertale, Fortnite, gamers”
(God fucking dammit. Oh my god, shut up please)
Okay, this is cool, nonsense people be next to me
And I’m not kidding, no kids like vasectomy
This really sucks, my stomach really hurts
It feels like my heart is about to burst
“You said you wanted to leave?”
Oh great, she heard that
And she’s not stupid, she knows what I meant
I wanna see the otters, they’re cute and fast
We’re at the aquarium, mammals don’t make a dent
God, she knows I don’t want her here
She doesn’t know that I’m freaking out
My heart is racing, face red with fear
Three different things float around that I hear
“Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga
Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga”
(No. God, fucking…)
“Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga
Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga”
(Stop! Please!)
“Fortnite, gamers, Fortnite, gamers
Undertale, Undertale, Fortnite, gamers”
(No, god, stop it with the Fortnite! I don’t care!)
“Fortnite, gamers, Fortnite, gamers
Undertale, Undertale, Fortnite, gamers”
(Oh my god, who gives a shit? God dammit)
“Why are you so weird around me?”
(I’d rather be dead)
“Why are you so weird around me?”
(Please, please Epstein me. Please, I swear to god)
“Why are you so weird around me?”
“Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga”
(I don’t know. I don’t know why - fucking god, shut up!)
“Why are you so weird around me?”
“Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga”
(Fucking hell. Please, please shut up!)
“Why are you so weird around me?”
“Fortnite, gamers, Fortnite, gamers
Undertale, Undertale, Fortnite, gamers”
(Please, okay, I get it. I got it)
“Why are you so weird around me?”
“Fortnite, gamers, Fortnite, gamers
Undertale, Undertale, Fortnite, gamers”
(I get it. Please stop, please shut up, I-I can’t)
“Why are you so weird around me?”
“Fortnite, gamers, Fortnite, gamers
Undertale, Undertale, Fortnite, gamers”
“Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga”
(Please! No! No!)
“Why are you so weird around me?”
“Fortnite, gamers, Fortnite, gamers
Undertale, Undertale, Fortnite, gamers”
“Cronch cronch cronch, bazinga bazinga”
(No! Ah!)
Pee time
F*ck
Did I really say, “Pee time?”
I get up
They’ve stopped, it’s me time
Walk away from the table, heart racing
I really said, “Pee time?” My god, amazing
That’s what she remembers, god, I suck
I don’t even have to pee, god, what the f*ck
If I had to pee, then, man, I’m peeing
Kinda gross
And now she sees that I’m leaving
Fucking hell
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Yeah, I really need to go
Yeah, I really need to go
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Water up, water down
Yeah, I really need to go
Yeah, I really need to go
Yeah, I really need to go
Ah, God, y’know I just love pee
And you, uh, you pee out
I fucking hate you
I really fucking hate you
Um, okay
Water up in the bin, I have to go
Water down when you sin, I don’t know
Water up in the bin, I have to go
Water down when you sin, I don’t know
When I gotta pee, what’s it gonna be?
Is it gonna be pee time for all of me?
All of me?
All of - All of
All of me? Ah, woo!
Oh no no, no no no no, oh whoa
Pee time, if I’m gonna go, baby
Pee time, if I’m gonna go, baby
Pee time, if I’m gonna go, baby
Pee time, if I’m gonna go, baby

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