5th of July

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It's the 5th of July, I feel like I'm going to die
The sun's too bright I can't go outside
I got an ocean breeze blowing through my front door
And I'm swearing to myself that I won't drink anymore

We partied like it was the end of the world 
Smoking on the hookah and calling up girls
Shotgunning beers, down at the shore
That's why this morning I woke up on the floor

Laying by the toilet 'cause I'm going to puke
The room is still spinning and I'm so confused
Looking around 'cause I'm missing my pants
Oh shit they're they are on the neighbor's fence 

(Then I remember)
Hand me that lighter 
We're going to set this fucker off
Because we've got a shotgun 
And a bottle of Smirnov

Last I remember we were doing shots
We lit the dunes on fire now they're calling the cops
We took some back roads to get back to the house
And then continued the party at the Drunken Owl
Playing beer pong out by the pool
Losing our minds and acting a fool
Blowing fireballs with the Everclear
That's why my eyebrows have disappeared

Laying by the toilet 'cause I'm going to puke
The room is spinning and I'm so confused
Beer cans floating out in the pool
And my only good shirt is covered in drool

(Then I remember)
Hand me that beer bong
We're going to set this fucker off
Because once we get going 
You know that we ain't gonna stop

It's the 5th of July and now I can't go outside
Cuz the cops just found the neighbor's boat turned up on its side
So I scramble for the for febreeze and the weed in the bowl
But there's a raccoon on the couch who's made it his own
The dog tears in and he's losing his mind
But I ain't had to my rabies shot so I take a dive
To intercept him but I face plant on the floor
And I can hear the vet bill growing some more

Now there is raccoon blood all over the walls 
And a naked dude passed out on the floor in the hall 
Is that my phone ringing that I hear 
How did end up in the chandelier

(Then I remember)
Hand me my guitar 
We're gonna set this fucker off
Turn up our P.A. 
We're gonna make 'em call the cops
Hand me my guitar
We're gonna set this fucker off
Turm up our P.A.
We're gonna make 'em call the cops

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