The Good Ship Venus
The Pub Uglies
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On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's penis The captain's name was Lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one ship to another And the second mate was Andy By Christ he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's penis The second mate was Morgan By God he was a gorgon From half past eight he played till late Upon the captain's organ The captain's wife was Mabel And by God was she able To give the crew their daily screw Upon the galley table On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's penis The captain's daughter Charlotte Was born and bred a harlot Her thighs at night were lily white By morning they were scarlet The cabin boy was Kipper By Christ he was a nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's penis The captain's lovely daughter Liked swimming in the water Delighted squeals came when some eels Found her sexual quarters The cook his name was Freeman And he was a dirty demon And he fed the crew on menstrual stew And hymens fried in semen On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's penis And the ship's dog was called Rover And we turned the poor thing over And ground and ground that faithful hound From Teneriff to Dover When we reached our station Through skillful navigation The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk From too much fornication On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's penis
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