If Eggs Had Legs
Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
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If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees They'd run through the flowers shinny up trees When they tiptoe to the city better lock all the locks They'd drink up our wine and take our dirty socks If eggs had legs they'd steal a football shoes You can see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues [ guitar ] If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees You could hear 'em bite their toenails up in the trees Drinkin' our wine gettin' stoned as an ox staggerin' around in our dirty socks Little hairy legs in socks and football shoes You could see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues
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Written by: JACK BLANCHARD
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