Acid Rain

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The weatherman's on LSD 
Hallucinating and creating devastation on the TV screen 
Stormy weather, stormy seas 
He's setting sail, we're getting hail, so happy trails from channel 3 
The forecast calls for acid rain, and hoover powered hurricanes 
As lightning strikes the terrain 
The angry clouds come out to nibble his brain 

The camera's moving too close 
The greenscreen's haunted by demons and ghosts 
The devil's moving up the coast 
And the sun is descending like fiery death and we're all gonna roast baby! 

Although he's earned his degree in meteorology 
He's lost his mind, you'll agree
Someone must've slipped something into his coffee 
The anchorman looks possessed, and Johnson's toupee looks like a birds nest 
A storm is moving from the west 
But he never gets to tell it 'cause they've tied him to the desk 

They block off every escape; the network plays a pre-recorded tape 
The drugs they gave him will sedate 
And if not then they'll tie him up in a straightjacket 
Then knock him out cold just to quiet the racket! 

We're back, and thanks for joining me 
We had some technical difficulties 
The current time is 9:03
The temperature is down to 20 degrees 
I'm filling in, as you can see, our regular had a tragedy 
So happy trails from channel 3 
The weatherman's on LSD

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