Shofar
Moses and the Tablet Breakers
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Ain't no Jimmy Hendrix Ain't no Ringo Starr Never broke a drumstick Never smashed a steel guitar Never went to heaven Never went to hell Never won the lottery Never saved by the bell Ain't no AC/DC Ain't no Jimmy Page Never fled an angry mob Chasing me backstage Never met John Lennon Never played his blue guitar But if you dare me to Show you what I can do Let me blow my small Shofar Never met the king of Egypt Let my people go Never split the red sea OY - that was quite a show Never climbed the Sinai Mountain Never blew the holy horn And I never broke the tablets Since the day that I was born Never crossed the Jordan River I, I, I, I, I Never banned from the promised land Till the day that I will die Never met Ravi Shankar Never jammed with his sitar But if you dare me to Show you what I can do Let me blow my small Shofar Never drove to Woodstock Never met The Band Never crossed the country In a Chevy Second hand Never met Sinatra Never did it my own way Never figured out Who shot J.F.K Never met Colonel Sanders Never fried in K.F.C Never rebelled in Masada Never drowned in the Dead sea Never been to Dallas Never shot J.R. But if you dare me to Show you what I can do Let me blow my small Shofar
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