The Pussy Song

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Ivor Biggun

Robert "Doc" Cox (born 1 July 1946), also known as Ivor Biggun, is a British musician and former television journalist. He is known for his appearances on the BBC TV programme That's Life! from 1982 to 1992 and for four albums of humorous, smutty songs. Currently resident in Suffolk, he is active in several pub bands, including the Trembling Wheelbarrows. more »

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Here pussy, pussy...
Miaow miaow miaow miaow

My girl has got a pussy
She keeps it hid from view
And everywhere that she goes
That pussy goes there to
It don't drink milk or wash it's face
And it don't even purr
But it's got lovely whiskers
And a lot of ginger fur

A week ago last Tuesday
I come home from the pub
I said "Where's that little pussy
That I love to stroke and rub"
But pussy wasn't willing
And it was plain to see
Someone had already stroked her and
That someone wasn't me

And... somebody else is stroking
The pussy that I thought was mine
Someone's petting and poking and
It really is a crime
And now my heart is broken
I'll kill that filthy swine
'Cause somebody else is stroking
The pussy that I thought was mine

Miaow... pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy

I miss that little pussy
It filled me with delight
But now I never see pussy all day
And it stays out late at night
Some Siamese or Persian
Has shattered all my dreams
He tickles her nose like I once did
And he fills her up with cream

Somebody else is stroking
The pussy that I thought was mine
Someone's petting and poking and
It really is a crime
And now my heart is broken
I'll kill that filthy swine
'Cause somebody else is stroking
The pussy that I thought was mine

Miaow... pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy

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