Allah's Underpants
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Aight this is serious guys ok This is no joke Just listen I was in my house and I was tryna get some rest I was drowsy Out of nowhere, Gabriel came in Cut my chest open and pulled my heart out, It Wasn't painful, he had my heart Washed and cleansed rinsed so now I am faithful I went outside, saw a steed there Wasn't a donkey nor a horse neither Then I noticed, she has a female's Face but I tried to figure out her motives Then she told me, hop on my back Gonna take you where the other world is So I did as she asked me Then with a fast speed, we went to the sky Is it just another bad dream On a flying donkey, heading toward the mosque in Jerusalem, If I tell 'em they're gon' mock me Then she said you're gonna have to pass a test Which one would you drink? He wants you to manifest Your true desires, honey, milk or wine Then I said, isn't God supposed to be Omniscient I mean he already knows what I'm gonna choose Just do what he wants I'm on a mission, she said And I chose milk, then we flew to the heavens when her task was fulfilled Allahu Akbar Pray for London, Pray for France Pray for Allah's Underpants Allahu Akbar Pray for London, Pray for France Pray for Allah's Underpants Allahu Akbar Allah's Underpants Pray for Allah's Underpants, Allahu Akbar Pray for Allah's Underpants Underpants Underpants I was on the first level when I saw Adam He was doing something prolly God had him Doing it, and I just could not fathom Why he was doing it, then I thought Madam Eve where is she? He said it's we the only thing That matters, God would rather Suck a dick than to have women here when we're working Cuz they're good for nothing and I ain't joking That's why we don't have any female prophets Cuz God hates all the women nothing Can change this, they are made to suffer You better submit his rage's the roughest Alright, Adam, I gotta go the other Levels and meet God so farewell 'till our next meeting And I better call Eve he said to squeeze them tities On the second floor, I met Jesus He was with John, John was trying to please him Then I met Joseph, Idris, Aaron Then I got a chance to hang out with Moses On the seven-floor, I met Abraham Then Gabriel told me we're getting closer To Allah's throne, and this crossroad's right path Is the way that we must go Then I saw God over there He had nothing on but an underpants He saw me and said start to dance I said "What?" and He said Just shut your mouth Just do what I said 'fore I crush your scalp Then I did what he said and he started to wank And he came so fast and he said you have To praise me fifty times every day After bargaining a lot with God I changed the mind of almighty, five Was the last number that he gave me And I was ashamed to ask for less so I just said please Do me a favor and give me a miracle Cuz it doesn't matter how much of a lyrical poet I am People would never believe this Then he gave me his fuckin Underpants You really want us to believe that bullshit I mean that wasn't even funny Wasting our time by listening to your fabricated night journey story Muhammad Ok I'm just gonna split the moon in half, here You still don't believe me Did you f*ck the She-Horse along the way too Muhammad What I mean just to set a new record No Oh she probably was above nine or something But you know what? I'm actually kinda curious what exactly was Adam doing in heaven Really? So you believe me right Nah. I'm really just fucking with you You ain't never gonna be a new prophet Muhammad Muhammad your poems suck Do you guys even hear me You won't amount to shit Your rhymes are terrible son I did all I could But they didn't believe me So they left me no choice I had to wear Allah's Underpants And so I did Yo I got the power to kill you all If you do not, believe me, I would begin a war Burn every single heretic all the infidels Submit to Allah or I'm gonna slit your throats Kill every female cuz women ain't shit All these bitches I wanna subjugate 'em in this ancient Desert, I want every motherfuckin fag ass gay dead All these pagans, the fuckin jews worship satan Man I fuckin hate dogs Imma kill every dog that I see Imma kill you girl even if you're Khaleesi I just wanna kill kill kill kill kill My name is Muhammed, I'm here to fulfill, feel My task as the prophet to spread Islam Submit or die bitches or Ima take your moms And your little girls and all the shit that you have Imma do this any way heathen even if you bow You still don't believe me? Ha? You still don't fuckin believe me? Kneel before me or die Kill all of 'em Kill every single one of 'em Kill everybody Kill every single one of 'em Kill 'em all
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