Dismay

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Dave McClay

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Hello keyboard warriors
Hello Twitter trolls
The future has been written now
Take back control

Build a robot
Stick a spanner in its cog
Fashionistas
Dressing kids like Jacob Rees Mogg

DISMAY
DISMAY

Acid attack in Hackney
Knife-wielding granny
Kids with guns, letter bombs
To a call centre in Karachi

Knee-jerk reaction
Cleaning up the streets
Cats in bags and dirty mags
And Paddy Power deadbeats

DISMAY
DISMAY

Panic at the supermarket 
Trolley dash dead souls
Tesco's selling horsemeat again
They're flogging Tiger Rolls

Champagne socialist
Takes it on the double chin
Hipster cafe latte looneys
The enemy from within

DISMAY
DISMAY

A billion boy band has-beens 
A billion clapped-out queens
A bucketload of broken toys 
All smashed to smithereens 

Duplo defence league
And the Lego's taking over 
Plastic parasites march on
The White Cliffs of Dover

DISMAY
DISMAY

Hello Broken Britain
You unloveable rogues
Kick the can down a cul de sac  
Built by Tory toads

Goodbye ignorance
Goodbye background noise
Would the last person in Britain please
Switch off Mrs Brown's Boys

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