Tom Cottol's Beer
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I was walking the boulevard down with my pals With a throat to dry and a look too vile And we saw at the edge of our view A sweet lovely girl that could take more than two Feeling the erge of introducing myself I walked to the girl and as soon she went In a poor lame old beerhouse where everyone's down That's where Tom Cottol serves the best beer of town Ooo, give me a beer and I'll give you a hug Ooo, give me a beer unless you are a thug After a few pints of ginger and blond I looked at my drink stood for a second And I knew that this moment had to be This was the moment when I needed to pee After I've done finishing my buisness, Said to myself that tommorow I'll rest And I saw a nice lady who looked not so rude Closed up to her and MY GOD THAT'S A DUDE Ooo, give me a beer and I'll give you a hug Ooo, give me a beer unless you are a thug The drinks were so good and the ladys so fine I forgot I had to be home by nine Tom Cottol told me « It will all be alright » Gave me a beer and said « don't be uptight » The rest of the night is all fuzzy and weird I found a dildo lost in my beard And I stumbled and fell and puked on the ground Yeah Tom Cottols beers are the best ones of town Ooo, give me a beer and I'll give you a hug Ooo, give me a beer unless you are a thug The moral of this story is when you're dry and thirsty That your throat hurt so bad, you can't count to three I know one method, wich is the best Come on Tom Cottol serve them the rest ! Ooo, give me a beer and I'll give you a hug Ooo, give me a beer unless you are a thug
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