Piffmas Eve

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Willie Dinardo & the Corporates

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Christmas Eve is two days away
It's coming up so fast
I don't even know what to say
I ain't gone shopping or even put up my tree
And I'm low-key stressing
And I'm feeling a little lonely
So little time, so much to do
I need a little something
To take away my blues, yeah
Before I just assume
This year I'm getting coal
I wipe my tears away
And pack a Christmas bowl

Because it's Piffmas Eve, with Piffmas trees
Yeah, we smoke (Smoke, smoke)
That ever-ever green
Only a few more days left to say
(Merry Piffmas)
And if you don't celebrate Piffmas, heh
Well then, Happy Holliblaze

(Woo)
Legal, at last
(Grassachusetts, baby)
Who'da thunk
It's the sugariest of crockpots this year on Piffmas Eve
And it goes a little something like this (1, 2, 3, 4) it goes

Dashing through the snow
In a four-door fishbowled van
O'er the piff we go
And now I can't stop laughing man
Ah, stop it
But still, I haven't gotten anybody anything
I'm dazed and perplexed, none-nonetheless
And the only remedy
Is to toke-toke the piff-uh-ness
Uh
Christmas only comes once a year
I always forget about it
When it is drawing near
So, I hit the blunt
(So I hit the blunt)
And then, I rip the bong
(Rip the bong)
I roll another blunt
(Another blunt)
And then we sing this Merry song

And it goes
Piffmas Eve with Piffmas trees
Yeah, we smoke (Smoke, smoke)
(Smoke)
That ever-ever green
Only a few more days left to say
(Merry Piffmas)
And if you don't celebrate Piffmas, heh
Well then Happy Hannukkah

Yeah, it's Piffmas Eve (crockpot) with Piffmas trees
Yeah, we smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke
(Smoke)
That ever-ever green
Only a few more days left to say
(Merry Piffmas)
And if you don't celebrate Piffmas, heh
Well then, nah, forget it
Happy Holliblaze

Merry Piffmas, Merry Piffmas
Merry Piffmas, Happy Holliblaze
Merry Piffmas, Merry Piffmas 
(Merry Piffmas)
Merry Piffmas, Happy (Sing it, everybody) Holliblaze
Merry Piffmas, Merry Piffmas
Merry Piffmas, Happy Holliblaze
Merry Piffmas, Merry Piffmas
Merry Piffmas, Happy Holliblaze

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