Noah's Carbon Footprint

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Don Rogers & the Apostlebillies

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Well, they parked Noah's Ark 
Up in Northern Kentucky
Thought that they might let the people 
Have a look around
But the owners of that ark 
Turned out not to be so lucky
When the record rain falls 
Started comin' down

Well, the skies turned dark 
And the clouds began to rupture
But it didn't take nowhere near forty days
For the waters to rise 
And damage vital infrastructure
They called up that insurance man 
But he did not wanna pay

That old time flood
Was an act of God's
Noah's carbon footprint 
Could not have been the cause
The weather now is the works of man
I guess the Bible won't protect your ark 
Like a flood insurance plan

Well, the people lined up two by two 
To show their true devotion
To the literal belief in words 
Written on the page
How God turned a world of violence 
Into nothin' but an ocean
And the seas are risin' once again 
In our modern age

The pages of the holy book 
Are filled with lots of stories
About how we ought to treat our fellow man
And if that was what we used it for 
We'd have a lot less worries
And we wouldn't need a theme park 
Like Noah's Disneyland

That old time flood
Was an act of God's
Noah's carbon footprint 
Could not have been the cause
The weather now is the works of man
I guess the Bible won't protect your ark 
Like a flood insurance plan
I guess the Bible won't protect your ark
Like a flood insurance plan

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