Hardcore Homo (feat. Lil O'hare)

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Lil Kelp

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I’m Playing minecraft, and Hitler’s Playing mein kampf
I'm always smoking Kelp at Minecraft bootcamp
Digging straight down is a sin, I can now Properly swim
I can now fly, Not in creative if y-you play creative you die
Got myself a new pickaxe, mining so much i got sixpack
gone so far i need backtrack, wish mojang would add a new backpack
Got a new horse, I’m on horseback, Gonna go race on the horse track
Pillagers Trying to hijack, Now villagers owe me some payback
Need some meat, ill just kill a cow, i got myself some obsidian now
Going to the nether, still don’t know how To kill the ender dragon lmao
I’m so confused now theres bees and shit, I’ll probably go out and get some kelp lit.
Need some weapons also an outfit, gonna go out and nae nae this shit
Got some diamond amror, now ill become a performer
Enchanted my sword i got sharpness, I’m killing the dragon regardless
In the nether found a fortress, gonna kill some blazes
Need to go kill some wither skelies, gonna summon the wither, so come at me
Killed the wither got the star, now ill light a kelp cigar
Gonna make a beacon i need some ore, to make the iron blocks i adore
Now i got haste to do my chores, I’m mining so fast its blocks galore
Ive come so far I’m now a mentor, I’ve made so much progress all done in hardcore
Now i found the stronghold,need me some more eyes
I'll kill the ender dragon, order a burger and fries
wont shoot at the ender men, that would be very unwise
I got this all covered dont need to exersize
Now im in the end, lets hope its not shitty
This place is so wierd, its just like hawaii
See the dragon, looks like a pussy, i'm so advanced hes just a trainee
i'll go fight him this will be easy, you know what they say: Lemon Squeezy
When i went in they said "break a leg", Little'd they know that i'd get the egg
That shit was easy, his name was Greg, "Please do not kill me" "Spare me" he Begged
He cried as he bled while i ate some bread, Can't wait till its over, ill go straight to bed
Still member the sound as he cried for help, and i just said "welp" and smoked me some kelp

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