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It's Christmas Eve 
Ruldoph nose stuck in a snow mountain
But it's not a real snow mountain 
It's Florida snow
That's why his nose is so red 
You know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen 
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen 
But do you really know Blitzen?

Blitzen ain't like the rest of the pack 
He's the alpha chad of the masses 
Strong, buff not a bitch 
that's why he ain't get bullied bitch 
Supports his family and he's probably rich 
Largest antlers in the pack 
Aye
If you wanna be his friend you better know how to ask 
Thunderbolt scar on his face he like Harry Potter 
Wingardium Leviosa 
He pulls Santa's sleigh like your daughter 
Aye Blitzen what's up?

Ruldolph What the F*ck? 
Blitzen epic 
Rulpdolph ain't no fun 
Santa's little baby 
He is like five 
I don't know why he can even fly 
Ruldolph What the F*ck? 
Blitzen epic 
Rulpdolph ain't no fun 
Santa's little baby 
He is like five 
I don't know why he can even fly

Can't stop Blitzen 
Can't stop Blitzen 
Yeaowww 
Santa don't Know he's an ugggh 
Uhhh he's an incel bitch 
Get some reindeer coohie if he wasn't a snitch
Doesn't go to church 
He got a big red nose 
he's filled with snow 
But it wasn't Florida snow 
It was Florida snow
Oh my god 
He did cocaine 
That's why his nose so red
Oh ho 
He's a druggy, ahhhh
He's going to hell
Burn him, burn him
Not good Christian 
Don't go to church do cocaine instead 
He like ****** 
Mmmmhhh
Ahhhhhhh

Ruldolph What the F*ck? 
Blitzen epic 
Rulpdolph ain't no fun 
Santa's little baby 
He is like five 
I don't know why he can even fly 
Ruldolph What the F*ck? 
Blitzen epic 
Rulpdolph ain't no fun 
Santa's little baby 
He is like five 
I don't know why he can even fly

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