L.D.A. (Long Dick Anthem)

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Cough
Uh Dr. Dre
(Sup doc)
Beats by Dre
(Beats!)
Brrr
Aye, aye
Uh, uh, procrastinatiion
Gonna say something in a bit
But I don't know when yet
Uh intro
Brrr
Uh, okay feelin' it
Fog so far
I can't see shit
I can't even see the tip of my dick
My doctor says it's some kind of disease
(Sup doc)
I say doc... pfft bitch please
(Bitch)
I go to Wendy's for a 4 for 4
They say "man you got money
Nah I'm poor
(No more!)
So I ate my dog
Just kidding
I don't have a dog anymore
Got a dog I can borrow
For an hour or two?
Room with a view
Me and my dog, that's what the view is
(You're green with it)
And he says "aawooooo
Cuz that's what a dog says
(Dog)
Chicken little what's his deal?
Coming with food like a happy meal
I eat chicken nuggets for breakfast lunch and dinner
God hates me like I'm some kinda sinner
Going to hell, that's where I belong
(Six)
I'm not so sure as much as I am long
(Wrong)
Five feet long if we're being exact
It's bad
(Inconvenient)
When I go pee I don't even bother
I just look to the left and I see my father
(Weird)
What is he doing standing next to me
Man dad can't you move? a son has to pee
A B C and 1 2 3 ( D E F G)
I'm not Michael Jackson with an H-I or V
What's that mean? I don't even know words
Hey Dad what's with the birds and the bees
I can't see cuz I got 5 feet in front of me
But I need to cuz it's dragging it's really painful
Long dick, yuh
Long dick, yuh
Long dick, yuh
Long dick, long dick
Long dick, yuh
Long dick, yuh
Long dick, yuh
Ayo it's that long dick gang
Ayo
Lng dick
Comin up long dick
Aaaay
Unzip my fly like I'm some kinda guy
That can use a urinal, toilet or potty stall
When I go to the mall they say, "please go home
You've got a bone in your pants like it's home alone
I don't what that means
I'm not talkin' bout Macaulay Culkin's peen
He was ten when that movie was made
Plus I'm not into guys, I swear that I'm not gay
But there's nothing wrong with that like the cat in the hat
I think he might be into dudes but hey, that's that
(Long dick, yuh)
Dr. Seuss was on some other shit
When he drew, "1 plus 2 red fish blue fish
I don't drive a Honda Civic anymore
My dong touched both doors
It was really kinda bad
Long Dick, Yuh
Long Dick, Yuh
Long Dick, Yuh
Long Dick, Yuh
Long Dick, Yuh
Long Dick, Yuh
Long Dick, long dick

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