Bitch I'm in College

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Hi, I’m Spencer, you may know me as 21spendexx, and I’m an alcoholic
(Hi 21spendexx)
Bitch its ya boy, at a university
Where my existence actively works against efforts for diversity
I make my liver quiver on the daily
And watch sixteen year old international students whip fucking Mercedes
Smoke a gram, ball up, you know in the post I’m big
Scroll the gram, all of these hoes posting bout their big
Some people still boastin bout their ACT scores
No one gives a f*ck about your ACT score kid
I breeze through the quad and I swear that I’m dreaming
All the trees and the sod and open air has me creaming
And it seems there’s a student group, I wonder what they’ll tell
Nevermind, they just told me that God is sending me to hell
Many girls eager to please, and they’re mostly fan of cock
Pussy probably diseased, so I munch Pandora’s box
Free plan B? It's absurd
Nut up in a girl knowing I got a free abortion pill on reserve
I masturbate in the bathroom, and I think I’m slick
But I hear three other dudes simultaneously beatin the f*ck out they dick
My social life is based around a weekly football game
Just kidding ha ha ha, I don’t go to Notre Dame
Fellas snortin coke till their nose is runny
Everybody’s greek, prolly why no one has any money
I’m 5’10” but when I stand on my money I’m 5’6”
Because I am in debt to my fuckin college
Fuckin’ on my TA in the middle of my midterm
Pop another plan B, and we end that kid term
Drunk at 10 am, don’t got a problem bro, I’m blockin!
21 out here droppin’ bars like Scott Cochrane
Bitch it’s ya boy at a university
Although it's practically the same thing as an alcoholic nursery
The courseload and the intercourse is rigorous
We all involved with AA, but what that stands for is ambiguous
Bitch I am in college. Yuh
Bitch I am in college. Skrt
Bitch I am in college. Brrrrrah
Bitch I am in college
F*ck an NCAA, I wanna see double Ds
Champagne on a booty and that shit bubbly
Any girl in the Big Ten can catch my big ten
Except it’s actually 3 and I’ll start crying at the end (Skrt)
I was fuckin’ a Hawkeye, she was quite lusty
Middle of a cornfield, shit was pretty dusty
Nebraska chick, she a wee bit husky
Penn State chick, you can call me Sandusky
MSU chick you can call me Larry Nassar
Why are all these big ten coaches underage smashers...
Like seriously what the f*ck?
I met a girl from THE Ohio State
And I ate THE pussy like it was a dinner plate
Bitch from Minnesota it’s her pussy that I gopher
Northwestern chick sucked my dick like it was kosher
Wisconsin girl kept badgering me and badgering me
And wouldn’t stop until I fucked her vaginally
Girl in West Lafayette, I pur-do her gladly
Girl in Bloomington, and I ask her “Hoosier daddy?” (Skrt!)
Girl from Michigan never see that bitch again after we f*ck
I can tell this girl’s a Rutgers athlete because she fucking sucks
Coast to coast, Maryland to St. Mary’s when I plow
Girl from U of I? Make her scream Oskie Wow WOW!
Bitch it’s ya boy at a university
Where all the bars and liquor stores run the police’s bursary
A premier institution in the nation
Yet post-grad I still may be unemployed thanks to degree devaluation

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