Old Dun Cow (Live)

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Some friends and I in a public house
Were playing dominoes one night
When into the pub a fireman ran
His face all a chalky white
"What's up." says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost
Or have you seen your Aunt Mariah?"
"Me Aunt Mariah be buggered if your eyes can't see!
The bleedin' pub's on fire!"
"Oh well," says Brown, "What a bit of luck
Everybody follow me
It's down to the cellar, if the fire's not there
Then we'll have a grand old spree"
So we went down with good old Brown
The booze we could not miss
We hadn't been there ten minutes or more
'Til we were all quite pissed
And there was Brown upside down
Drinkin' up the whiskey on the floor
"Booze, booze!" the fireman cried
There came a great knockin' at the door
Now don't let 'em in 'til it's all drunk up
Somebody shouted MacIntyre!
MacIntyre!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire
Yeah!
Well up walked Smith to the port wine tub
Then he gives it a few hard knocks
Starts takin' off his pantaloons
Likewise his shoes and socks.
Well, up jumps Brown, "Now see here, boy
Ya can't do that in here
Don't go washin' trousers in the port wine tub
When we got Bud Lite beer"
And there was Brown upside down
Drinkin' up the whiskey on the floor
"Booze, booze!" the fireman cried
There came a great knockin' at the door
Now don't let 'em in 'til it's all drunk up
Somebody shouted MacIntyre!
MacIntyre!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire
Well then there came a mighty crash
Half the bloody roof caved in
We almost got drowned in the fireman's hose
When the fireman jumped right in
So we grabbed some tacks and some old wet sacks
And we nailed ourselves inside
And we sat there drinkin down pints of grog
'Til we were bleary eyed
And there was Brown upside down
Drinkin' up the whiskey on the floor
"Booze, booze!" the fireman cried
There came a great knockin' at the door
Now don't let 'em in 'til it's all drunk up
Somebody shouted MacIntyre!
MacIntyre!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire
Yeah!
Then there came from the old back door
The Vicar of the local church.
And when he saw our drunken ways
He began to scream and curse.
"You drunken sods! You heathen clods!
You've taken to a drunken spree!
You drank up all the Benedictine wine
And you didn't save a drop for me!"
And there was Brown upside down
Drinkin' up the whiskey on the floor
"Booze, booze!" the fireman cried
There came a great knockin' at the door
Now don't let 'em in 'til it's all drunk up
Somebody shouted MacIntyre!
MacIntyre!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire
Yeah!
Later that night, when the fire was out
We came up from the cellar below
Our pub was burned, our booze was drunk
Our heads were hanging low
"Oh look," says Brown, with a look quite queer
Something had raised his ire
"We gotta get down to Murphy's Pub
It closes on the hour!"
And there was Brown upside down
Drinkin' up the whiskey on the floor
"Booze, booze!" the fireman cried
There came a great knockin' at the door
Now don't let 'em in 'til it's all drunk up
Somebody shouted MacIntyre!
MacIntyre!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire

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