Dancing to the Beat of a Thousand Dave Thomas Paperweights
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It's times like these when I'm sitting At Wendy's with my family Enjoying a delicious meaty sandwich That I know what the late Dave Thomas Was trying to accomplish I look around to see other families enjoying Their meals as well, plus the cast of Goonies is sitting in the corner, celebrating Their success of a movie which came out years ago It's only then, when I see Corey Feldman standing on their table Doing some kind of dance trying to impress his buddies This was a family restaurant and I Had to do something about it. I'm dancing to the beat of 1000 Dave Thomas paperweights Paperweights Thomas Dave 1000 of beat the to dancing I am I slam down my classic single with mayo And stormed over to the Goonies' tables I approached the head of the group, which Was Corey Feldman knowing I was the bigger man I said "Look Feldman this is a family restaurant So take your crap somewhere else" And then he replied with a word that he made up It kind of sounded like "Shabloop" "Okay Feldman, that crosses the line I don't expect to be shown up by some has-been" That's when I punched him in his nose and he Flew 3 feet into the wall I'm dancing to the beat of 1000 Dave Thomas paperweights Paperweights Thomas Dave 1000 of beat the to dancing I am I have to admit that I felt a bit threatened When he stood up and announced to the entire restaurant That he summons his Super Friends But when his Super Friends arrived I kinda cooled off A little bit when I saw the four men enter the restaurant Hulk Hogan Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Howie Mandel I said "That's it Corey Feldman your friends They don't scare me I can take all of you out with one hand Tied behind my back" I rolled up my sleeves and approached the Feldmanmeister Just as his Super Friends circled around me Of course Howie Mandel was cracking a bad joke The tension in the room was fierce as I looked around the lobby Corey Feldman was the only one standing on his hands I said "Yo Feldman I thought I told you to take your crap Somewhere else" What happened next None of us knew It was as if Dave Thomas knew What was going on in his family Environment because he entered Though the main entrance and looked At all of us in the eyes at the same time Corey Feldman knew exactly what he was thinking How could such behavior Erupt in his family restaurant We all held our heads in shame As he looked around again But Corey Feldman was the only one Who held his head up high He said "Shabloop you" And then he left the restaurant Soon followed by his Goonie pals Needless to say Corey Feldman was banished From Wendy's for life. Which brings me to my next point I'm dancing to the beat of 1000 Dave Thomas paperweights
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