Shifting My Tina Turner-Shaped Car Into Gear
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My Tina Turner-shaped car Used to be the talk of the town It was so beautiful by far And I'd love to drive it around But now it's just embarrassing It looks so beat up And it doesn't run on fuel It runs only on drugs It ain't cheap to fill the gas tank Three times a week with cocaine The horn once sounded so beautiful Now it's two notes out of tune Oh this car is so pitiful I've gotta get one that's new What is it with all the cars that I get For the first few months they're always great Then the celebrity's status declines And my car suffers the exact same fate My Burt Reynold's mobile Vanished without a trace My David Hasselhoff limo Drove itself into a ditch My Eddie Murphy 'vette Suddenly burst into flames My Leonardo DiCaprio Mustang Is rightfully ashamed My River Phoenix tour bus Suddenly just died And my Barbara Walters Metro Makes the most godawful sounds And is so annoying So as it stands it's all I've got to drive So to stay out of sight I only drive at night I wanna make sure the roads are almost clear When I shift my Tina Turner-shaped car into gear
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