The Poop Song

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You're a poopy girl and you're pooping real hard 
And you're pooping now like a movie star and 
Your bowel movements make me horny

When you're taking a dump, you know it smells real bad
But I like the smell, it really makes me glad and 
I just wish you'd let me watch you 

And I fantasize about the way you look 
When you're on the can and you poop, poop, poop 
And I bet you look like a queen on that toilet 

And sometimes when you walk into a public bathroom 
I'll follow you into the stall next to you and 
Stare at your ankles while we're squeezing out mud monkeys

And I keep a log of every time you poop 
I write it all down in my little brown book 
And sometimes I worry about your regularity

So I slip a little fiber in your cup each day 
I want your poop to come out okay
And those big ones hurt my asshole too 

Your poop 
Your poop 
Your poop 
Your motherfucking poop 
Your poop 
Your poop 
Your poop 
Your motherfucking poop 

And I dream about this perfect world 
Where we poop together then flush then swirl 
And we watch it go down those drains  

And I know it probably will never happen 
Maybe we'll meet someday in poop heaven 
And share a cold one while we're squeezing out a hot one 

Your poop 
Your poop 
Your poop 
Your motherfucking poop 
Your poop 
Your poop 
Your poop 
Your motherfucking poop 
Yeah

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