She Passed Out on the Floor

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The Grass Mud Horse or Cǎonímǎ (草泥馬) is a Chinese Internet meme based on a pun. Homophonic puns in Standard Chinese delight many Chinese people, and they have become an important component of Chinese culture.It is a word play on the Mandarin words cào nǐ mā (肏你媽), literally, "fuck your mother", and is one of the 10 mythical creatures created in a hoax article on Baidu Baike in early 2009 whose names form obscene puns. It has become an Internet chat forum cult phenomenon in China and has garnered worldwide press attention, with videos, cartoons and merchandise of the animal (which is said to resemble the alpaca) having appeared. more »

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She had a bottle of whiskey
A kind I never saw before
Twas branded with the Devil
And they called it Fireball
She drank it down and laid her down 
I thought she was no more 
But she threw it up muttered f*ck
Then she passed out on the floor 

A gob shite who shared me name
Spied this from the hall 
With a grin said let's dig in 
She won't remember this at all 
He was twice me size with crazy eyes
But I never missed a beat
Upon his chin I belted him 
And knocked him off his feet

Hey quickly stood himself back up 
And wiped the blood away
He said ok you little f*ck
Come on then let us play
I cannot lie he blacked me eye
Two ribs the bastard broke 
But all that noise summoned the boys
And the bastard gave up hope

Me father always taught me
To never hurt a girl
He said we must protect them 
He said they meant the world
So lads don't ever stand by
And idly watch it done
Stand up tall prepare to brawl
And be your fathers son 

She had a bottle of whiskey
A kind I never saw before
Twas branded with the Devil
And they called it Fireball
She drank it down and laid her down 
I thought she was no more 
But she threw it up muttered f*ck
Then she passed out on the floor

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