Sacrament of Coffee
Brother Jack
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Time for my daily sacrament of coffee Everything is prepared just right I sip it Coffee’s cold Well, most mornings it’s a real struggle for us to get out the door I don’t know why, there is never a good reason for it We just can’t get out the door in the morning We’re always scratching and clawing and fighting and carrying on Just to get out the door And I can remember one particular morning where things were real bad We were as late as we’ve ever been I did’t think we were gong to make it at all I don’t know why but I was losing my mind I was screaming and yelling and carrying on Just yelling at everybody I went into drill sergeant mode You know, trying to get everybody lined up at the door I don’t know why I did it, I’m not real proud of it I don’t know why I did it But I kicked open the back door like I was on a commando raid I just kicked open the back door I’m yelling go, go, go, go, go You know, just trying to get out the door Then, we got to get big sis’ to the bus on time So we are running up the hill Like we are storming a machine gunners nest in an old World War 2 movie There’s kids hanging everywhere There’s kids on my back It’s all knees and elbows As we are running up the hill, yelling and carrying on I don’t know how we are going to make it But somehow we made it on time I don’t know how It was a Tuesday morning miracle my friends We made it on time Her day was saved Don’t worry, we made it Now we are headed back to the house To see what we’re gonna get into next I feel like there was something I was doing before all this panic set in Oh, that’s right, it was the sacrament of coffee I had everything prepared just right But now you guessed it Now I am drinking my coffee cold Time for my daily sacrament of coffee Everything is prepared just right I sip it Coffee’s cold Well, then there is the phase If you’ve had little kids, you’ll know this phase If you’ve grown up with little kids in the house You’ll understand this phase It is the phase where you’ll be standing there minding your own business You’ll just be minding your own business And you feel a little tiny hand tugging on your pant leg So naturally you look down Because there is a tiny hand tugging on your pant leg Somebody looks up at you and they say Hey Pops, hey Pops, I got to go potty You are right, you do have to go potty You are peeing on my floor as we speak Child, what is you problem Why are you peeing on my floor If you have to go potty, then get yourself to the potty Don’t just stand there talking about it What is you problem, child I thought they said all you came housebroken If I had known all this business Things might’ve been real different around here Well, then you find yourself on you hands and knees Scrubbing urine out of the carpet You’re trying to peel wet underwear off of a tiny little naked butt There’s always something to clean up There is always a mess around here Maybe somebody got peanut butter on the cat again Or they smeared their buttery toast all through their hair That is hard to clean up Or maybe there is a trail of coffee dribbles all through the kitchen Hey, don’t judge me I make messes too It happens, you know, it happens There is always a mess to clean up around here There is always something By the time you get done cleaning up all your messes You guessed it Now I am drinking my coffee cold Time for my daily sacrament of coffee Everything is prepared just right I sip it Coffee’s cold Then there was this one perfect day It was a magical day, everything was going Brother Jack’s way I just couldn’t believe it It was all working out perfect I had hot, steamy coffee going on, there It was all at the right time And I poured myself a cup I poured myself a perfect cup of coffee And I set it down there on the stand I was just getting ready to settle into the chair And I looked down and there’s these big eyes looking up at me These big eyes looking up at me And they say, hey Pops, hey Pops Your coffee smells so good Your coffee smells so good and I know you love to drink the coffee Can I have a little sip of your coffee Well, that is sweet You want to be like your dear old dad But no, you can not have a sip of my coffee I’ll tell you why You see, this is the sacrament of coffee after all Everything is prepared just right And no you cannot have a sip of my coffee This coffee is much too hot for you You might burn your precious little mouth And I don’t want you to burn your precious little mouth So no, you cannot have a sip of my coffee There you go, problem solved We’ll be moving on now I turn my back for a split second I was just going to get a book to read Everything’s got to be prepared just right It is the sacrament of coffee after all So I just turned my back for a split second Child, why would you put a crayon in my coffee cup What is wrong with you Oh Pops, oh Pops, don’t get mad at me Don’t get mad at me, Pops, I was worried about you I was worried about you I was just trying to help you out You see, you said your coffee was so hot Pops, I didn’t want you to burn your precious little mouth So, I thought if I put a crayon in your coffee cup A crayon in your coffee cup might cool things off And hey look Now your coffee is pink Time for my daily sacrament of coffee Everything is prepared just right I sip it Coffee’s cold Someday you’ll grow up and I’ll be left to my own devices Maybe I’ll learn to play the organ or read a book without any pictures There will be lots of occasions to fulfill the sacred sacrament of coffee I’ll enjoy it completely and at the right time But I know I will miss the days when I drank my coffee cold
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