Bagel for Mercy
ColdmaN5
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Trapped and tied up in the toaster oven I can't see too much - until the powdered Jelly donut approaches and starts asking questions He said sesame seed bun, what have you done You've sabotaged the croissants, donut men and loafs I admitted that I spread a thin layer of my butter stash On a few bagels, but, that was it He knew I was lying And then Mr. Pumpernickel himself entered the toaster He said sesame seed bun I've had three Count them three Biscuits burned to a crisp in the past nine yeast years Your seeds have been reported on every crime scene Now you better start talking I said Mr. Pumpernickel In my days I've seen so many donuts and coffee cakes burned or bleed jelly But that doesn't make me the margarine here Pumperknickel called in his two English muffin guards from outside They came in with steel rods in their hands Pumperknickel told them to start picking my seeds off One bun at a time He said now sesame seed bun You better start to bagel for mercy Before I report your cornbreads to the hot dog buns in the big house And with that the two cornbreads began jabbing me with their rods Strawberry jam began to leak from my loaf I said, alright you have my attention, what do you want Mr. Pumperknickel called off his muffins and pulled up a chair He said tell me where the garlic bread came from, and how many there were I said 14 He said that was a trick question sesame seed bun There are 14 slices in a loaf So that doesn't make any sense I said, no, that doesn't make any sense Then he got pissed off and stood up He shouted, bagel for mercy sesame seed bun I said I stand by my word I wouldn't lie to a fellow end piece of the loaf Which no one likes anyway He said, so let it be And with that the two English muffins tucked me away Under the coils of the toaster Making sure I would burn every time and I would never get out Now I lay here Burned and smeared Ethnicity anoctafield is inevitable For the impossible entity which is marsupials Remember that phrase next time you're smeared with garlic bread butter
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