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Lilcumonmyback

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Aye 
One cock, two cock, three cock, five
Sometimes it takes nine to make me feel alive
Since the day I left the cock I told myself it was the last
But when it goes in I'm Jimmy Neutron, gotta blast bitch

(Guilded age)

When I die I want you all to eat soup at my funeral
Break out your bowls and spoons, boy this shit'll be beautiful
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson will be saying the eulogy
Talking 'bout the good times, rock bottoms and nudity

The song I wanna play will be one everyone can sing
Like Ocean Man by Ween, or anything from Queen
At the burial, y'all better shoot your load on the casket
It's a sign of respect, pretend the hole is a napkin

I don't know if I'm me, but I know I'm in a blanket
Mirror is a banquet, take my dick and spank it
Happy song, sad song, Lil Cum's rap song 
So if you don't like it eat my ass, I'm your mom

What if dick is symbolism for the topic of addiction
You think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
Just kidding, I'm fibbin', the dick talk is a gimmick
But when I'm hitting the feelings you know that shit is authentic

You think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded

You think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded

Catch me at Bob Evan's with a mother fucking burger, right?
Shit's so good I fucked around and bought their fucking merchandise 
Go to my car, snort a line, and put the whore in drive
My oldest son's uncircumcised so he don't get dessert tonight

(Was worth the rhyme)

Dropping downers in my hot coffee
Watching Dr. Phil
I'm the perfect color that you want your fucking chocolate milk
Would I kill a kitten for a couple hundred mil? 
Prolly
Grab it by the tail and wing it off a fucking building
Sorry 

As a seasoned astronaut, I can honestly say 
That Neil Armstrong's dick's a lot bigger in space
Eugenia's fat, 6ix9ine is a rat
The cats in the hat and your dads in my ass

Learn to fuckin' let it go 'cause I'm on a steady roll
I don't even have a goal, but my shit impressive though
I'm not offensive, hoe you need to learn to take a joke
Where'd I put my megaphone?

YOU'RE A FUCKING ESKIMO

You think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded

You think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded
All the gold is only gilded

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