Purell
Ben Willms
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I think that it's safe to say That the world is screwed I don't mean to be rude But dude, have you had a look Outside in the last two weeks 'Cause I'm looking out now On the empty streets As we speak And it's lookin' pretty bleak If I do say so myself There's shelves and shelves Of TP and Purell I'm sayin' Satan's saving spots in Hell For those to buy just to resell it And scalp it "They can't help it Anybody would If they saw they could make a good Buck" And to that, I gotta say That your life must suck If you really that kind of a schmuck What the actual heck What's next? I see couples datin', neckin' In the hallways And I'm hatin' always How they're self-obsessed Is "malfeasance" as a word too strong? Don't get me wrong I'm no prude about PDAs But you got your hands On her waist and her face Gotta ask you please behave Just tell me what happened To standing a meter away I know those same hands Will be in the buffet For which I will also be grabbing a tray So show me some courtesy, eh I get that you really want her to see, ay That you love her, it's not purposely, ay But is it the time for this fervency? Nay Mouth to mouth, save it giving first aid Dude named Roscoe In the Costco Lookin lost, so Lost, why they all outta stock tho And he's not even panickin' Like a boss, no Goin past many mannequins showin' off clothes Keepin' his head Only came in to shop yo Like he does every week Pullin' to a stop yo Household aisle And he freaks 'Cause the TP rolls are freakin' gone Oh no no, no no I'm asking why, oh why Are they takin' TP Like I get it It's a pandemic But excrement is Not gonna come more frequently Not to make any mention Of the fresh veggies Being bought in bulk now But thrown in the green bin Unwanted, unused, unclean in Circa two more painful weeks Now Roscoe Main man Ross Ain't got no TP for his family His wife did tell him "Get Purell" And he ain't got that neither Just 'cause some old geezers Filled their SUVs With crap they didn't need What if you were to see That Roscoe also works As an MD In the hospital Down the street So for Ross, it'll Likely be Him contracting The virus next And passing it to seniors Like his patients Or his mother Edna With dementia Who he sees On Sunday eves In her home with The three nice PSWs, see No, don't wanna trouble you G But just stay in your bubble for me Don't be outside, huddled in streets Drinking vodka through a green funnel, I plead I must say I'm befuddled by Queens I get St. Paddy's Day is a big thing But to take all caution and give it a fling To the side is all is simply Reckless, careless Feckless, there's this decency That we gotta uphold right now And I know that I'm soundin' so old right now But I don't give a dang if you scold me now I don't care if you don't care If you're dead Just try to think of others instead And I get that the world is runnin' with dread But we'll just stay cool, don't play fools We gotta use our heads My main girl Kim and I In the studio Shooting video for school Her friends called on a whim And I couldn't quite help So I just listened in And one of her friends Had the flu And the conversation Was racin' They knew Their school project Was all cavin' in Lookin grim And Kim came back Full of questions And then Taught me how to say "F Corona" In Korean Although Kim is Cree, not Korean Her E-friends Are teachin' Her On VR Chat Which is neat And then after that We wrapped the shoot For the day And our program director, Matt Announced that the campus Was closing Exposing the seriousness of the situation And it's not just us The whole world's shuttin' down Why do peeps keep callin This virus Asian Encouraging abrasion And racializing A bacterial invasion I'm just sayin' It's global It's mobile So try to be noble Don't beat down In the streets now I could sit and I could And weep now 'Bout how my last-chance Film with Kim's Obsolete now But I won't 'cause I know the death count Everybody has it worse Than me I'm glad great folks In other countries Are working long shifts For the sick's wellbeing And I'm glad that my Wonderful friend Hailey Caught a flight home To Toronto safely That the girl I took quite long ago To the prom is no Longer in Italy And to those helping Verona To battle Corona I gotta respect 'em I'm sorry my tone Is a little bit gruff But I've just had enough Of the people Refusing to open their Eyelids and see
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