Guinness Draught of World Records
ColdmaN5
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Yo, I'm about to be layin' down these Phat trax up in here That's phat with a ph D in nursery Rhymes all the time I rhyme Without rhyme or a reason Don't matter the season April June spring or fall Don't matter one bit at all If I slip and fall You feel me You better not or you're too close So back yourself up or down Whichever's farther away from me See It's with your eyes you catch the prize The prize of the Guinness Draught of World Records Yeah records so Spin me a record on the phonograph Call me on my telephonograph Look at that draught In a glass so big I swear I could swim in it Yeah amber glow smooth rich flow How they gonna pour it I'm game I'm all for it Yeah so whip out your record books And read between the lines the fine Print that is Just when you think you got a deal The fine print takes it away Puts you back in your place I search high and low Even with a magnifying glass Searching for the fine print On this huge Guinness draught There is no catch It's one-hundred percent tall alcohol Now I've got to find a way in A way I'm infiltratin' If I break the glass it'll be a beer tsunami Better known as a brewnami Something I'd like to avoid Like the plague like the plague I'd like to avoid it don't be so vague Just bring me some rope maybe some soap And I will find my way in Where there's a will there's a weigh in Station I'm not playing You catch my drift I'm about to catch a draught Go ahead and laugh it won't be so funny When I'm drinking it buddy I need a hook and a ladder But mostly the latter But I've never seen one that tall And what if I fall There is no safety harness That fall sure ain't harmless Could break a glass right in two Or a bowl could break one of those too I've got to be careful stealthy and quiet One false step could start a riot Tip-toeing closer and closer No one's paying any attention I throw my rope-hook It attaches to the top Now I lift myself up Hey you there on that large Guinness Draught This is the police get off of that Oh crap I've been spotted gotta get down But how how will I get down I'd take a hostage but no one's around Just me and his draught and an army of cops Flashing their badge I don't like these odds But I've made it this far so I keep climbing And I keep rhyming Halt or we will shoot the cops shout And I shout back Then you'll have a brewnami on your hands No one gets it except me and maybe Stephanie I reach the ledge limbs intact Look over the edge chaos below Cops and copters and the media all gather so I've only got one option No it ain't adoption To everyone's surprise I take a dive Into the draught Headfirst the worst Oh Lord I love alcohol I think as I sink By the time the authorities enter the drink It's too late I'm drunk as hell Oh yeah and I'm dead too
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