Sinful Sermon

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What a scene it was on a Sunday and father was so cruel 
His hands hit hard for Drinking all the wine at Sunday school 
And the pastor shouted verses 
While we all got stoned 
We all would blaze in hell someday so might as well start now 
It was a sinful sermon in our Sunday best 
And no amount of psalms would get confessions off our chest 
And though we read the Bible
Just to cure the high the holy water couldn't Cleanse our eyes 
From the alter called the pastor
Our eyes were devils red 
He ran the aisle with some style that told us we were dead 
Then the pastor pulled me over 
He asked if he could smoke 
He took a hit and said good shit 
While writing bible jokes 
It was a Sinful Sermon in our Sunday best 
And no amount of psalms would get confessions off our chest 
We gave a sinful salad to our whole damn mass 
And smoked the place to holy hell and back 

And the lord said you shall not eat nor shall you smoke it not shall you touch it 
Lest you die wait do you guys hear that...oh shit...god?

Would my eyes deceive me 
(No sir)  
Would you believe me 
( Yes ma'am) 
The floor cracked open what a sight 
The roof was gone an almighty light shined upon from above 
The devil walked up into the room he had fangs and claws 
(This is our doom) 
Then Jesus shouted 
(Look alive) 
And that's when god and the devil fight 
It was a sinful sermon in our Sunday best
And there was more narcotics than a Scarface desk 
It was a sinful sermon so I dare confide 
That we had front row tix to watch a devils fight 
And there was copulation 
(Copulation) 
Jubilation 
(Jubilation) 
Sinful sermon knock me dead 
(Sinful sermon he got head) 
Sunday morning oh my lord 
To think that church had made us bored 
But what a time to be alive 
Weed or real you decide 
On a sinful sermon

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