Monkey's Uncle
John Humphrey
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Well he stands about yay big With a grin from ear to ear And when he comes runnin' at me I cower in abject fear Cause he kicks me in the shins And climbs me like a tree But I'm not s'posed to mind Cause he's in the family He jumps up on my knee And asks me for a bounce And if I'm not too careful He'll kick me where it counts I'm his pony, his spaceship His pirate ship at sea Oh look what that little man has made of me Yes I'll be a monkey's uncle I'll be the best he ever had I'll be a monkey's uncle 'Cause I'm the brother of that little monkey's Dad He pretends he's asleep But when I turn my back He'll creep out of his bed And launch a sneak attack He grabs me by the ankles And drops me to the floor But I guess in the end that's what an uncle's for Yes I'll be a monkey's uncle I'll be the best he ever had I'll be a monkey's uncle 'Cause I'm the brother of that little monkey's Dad And when I'm old and gray, and it won't be long I'll be weak and feeble, he'll be young and strong I'll dribble down my chin, and smile a toothless grin And remind him of the days when I did for him Yes someday I will get even for these bruises and carbuncles But for now I'm just so glad to be that little monkey's uncle He's always asking questions about the dinosaurs And when it's pouring rain out He wants to play outdoors That's him the little caveman With the slingshot taking aim At the aging Brontosaurus Getting wet out in the rain Well I'll be a monkey's uncle I'll be the best he ever had I'll be a monkey's uncle 'Cause I'm the brother of that little monkey's Dad
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Written by: Jeff Pearson, John Humphrey
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